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Tweak says, "Bless your heart!"

Number Two (Diego Hargreeves) (secondumbrella) wrote in valloic,
@ 2023-09-14 09:34:00

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Hey assholes don't forget that Fight Club is on Saturday at the Underground.

Yeah, it's a fight club, the title is what it is.

No, you can't use your fantastic amazing life changing magic, I don't make the rules I only enforce them.

Yeah, you will probably not win on your first attempt or even tenth attempt, whatever, get over it and shut up, we all have a good time.

If you have questions, someone will probably answer them.

God, I'm fucking amazing at PR.

Chaos Crew

Lila and I were thinking about going away for the weekend of our birthday, and we don't trust anyone but you guys to watch Gracie. It's a lot to ask, but she's also the best fucking baby ever and she's comfortable with you all.

You idiots can say no, it's fine, we'll just take her with us.

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	hellstrider 2023-09-14 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	Oh ho, even better. Are you fighting or betting? Might I give you a suggestion for the latter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eikonic 2023-09-14 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	No fighting, but I could be persuaded to bet. I am assuming your suggestion is yourself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2023-09-14 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	You would assume correctly. And if I suck, which I won't, it's a win-win for both of us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eikonic 2023-09-14 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	How exactly would it be a win-win if you lose, which you won't, though? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2023-09-14 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	I have ways of getting money now. I'll repay whatever you lose, which you won't. Trust me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eikonic 2023-09-14 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	You must be well versed in fighting to be this sure of your abilities, and my winning money. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2023-09-14 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	I've had a lot of time to practice in this body. And I have a lot of energy to work out. Fighting in the fae realm was impossible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eikonic 2023-09-14 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	What made it impossible? I am not familiar with this realm you mention. I am not a fan of hand to hand combat, but should you ever want to spar with a sword to work off the energy I would be willing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hellstrider
2023-09-14 04:18 pm UTC (link)

Less about the realm more about the punishment. There's a whole thing where I'm unable to harm anyone who has fae blood in their veins. Keeps me collared since harming fae was what put me in it in the first place. Hopefully nothing I have to worry about here, but I guess we'll find out.

I'm without a sword, but I know my way around one and would not turn down the offer.

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	eikonic 2023-09-14 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	It must be very powerful magic at work to take someone's own free will away like that. I am certain we could find you one then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2023-09-14 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	More or less. It probably helped, them not me, that I signed myself over to it willingly. Oh, are you? Maybe with all your future winnings, you could buy another one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eikonic 2023-09-14 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Out of guilt for harming one of them? We'll see how much you earn me first. There are several swords at New Asgard where I am staying that you would be welcome to use to spar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2023-09-14 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	I harmed more than one of them before I was imprisoned. ~~Some call it a mass genocide of the fae when I was~~ This was an attempt to make sure I never did it again. And I chose to stay alive than be sentenced to death. So, a life, but with stipulations. Would your New Asgardian friends be upset if the sword that I borrowed didn't make it back to them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eikonic 2023-09-14 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	I see. Do you feel the same way about these stipulations as you did then? I will ask and see if there is one they do not mind parting with completely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2023-09-14 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	I have realized the error of my desperation in giving up so much at the time, but it's brought me to where I needed to be so, I am ambivalent. Usually, in my experience, it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eikonic 2023-09-14 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Desperation does lead to some questionable decisions. I suppose that is all you can do though, find peace in where you've ended up and try to move forward from there. A motto I know well. I do not foresee being told no in this case though. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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