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Tweak says, "Tonight we dine in Hell!!"

baz (interviewwith) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-07-01 08:56:00

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!: network post, critical role: caleb widogast, critical role: essek thelyss, she-ra: adora, she-ra: catra, the raven cycle: matthew lynch, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, ₴ inactive: baz, ₴ inactive: derek nurse, ₴ inactive: fjord (2), ₴ inactive: simon snow

I regret (?) to inform you all that Jester's giant penis is no longer looming over the shoppe here at Chastity's Nook. Shame. It was on its way to being as beloved a mascot as Frumpkin.

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Simon, Adora. Adora, Simon. You're both attached to swords and have a tendency to stand enveloped in heroic light at any given moment. I think you would get along (yes, Simon, I'm proactively making friends for you). Now that I've cast a spell for you, and Adora allowed me to tag along when Simon was a bird in the fight against that goth witch, I vote the four of us cement this new friendship and have lunch following a rousing swordfight practise.

Catra, hello. I thought you might enjoy the show as much as I.

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[ Filtered to Caleb ]

As the random swears in a language I don't speak have ceased, am I given to understand that whatever was upsetting you yesterday is no longer doing so?

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	Re: First Filter legendaryhero 2021-07-01 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	Is it the one you showed us with like six shirts in one? I'm all for burgers! Except for the plant ones - those are a little weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter worstchosenone 2021-07-01 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	I took your advice and went with one less chaotic for now, and to get Baz to warm up to them. But Morgana, no. No plant burgers. Who eats that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter legendaryhero 2021-07-01 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure he's been grumbling the whole time. I don't understand it either, but I guess enough people like it for Burger King to be selling it. From what I understand, that's a really big restaurant in others' worlds? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter worstchosenone 2021-07-01 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	Why even bother then? Just seems like a waste of all the other food to make it taste like meat. We'll be having none of that. Actually, I'll put bacon on my burger, just to make up for the sad plant ones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter legendaryhero 2021-07-01 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	I'm with you, believe me. If you want plants to taste like meat, just eat meat. Bacon cheeseburgers are the BEST. You have good taste. Let's do this! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter worstchosenone 2021-07-01 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Right! Have you ever done one of those kitchen sink burgers? It's got the meat and bacon, but then they put crisps and fried onions with that tangy sauce. It's bloody ace, as far as American burgers go. I just need to know how deep you're willing to go on this burger journey with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter hisses 2021-07-01 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	I'm convinced the two of you are going to die by food. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter worstchosenone 2021-07-01 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Impossible, mate. You're not one of those plant burger lovers, are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter hisses 2021-07-01 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no, to hell with plants. I’m just one of those people who knows moderation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter worstchosenone 2021-07-01 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Moderation? I don't know the word. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter hisses 2021-07-01 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah I figured. You break the bank too when it comes to food? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	First Filter legendaryhero 2021-07-01 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	I’m willing to take that risk. Better than choking out on a ration bar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter hisses 2021-07-01 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	You wouldn’t choke if you slowed the hell down with how much food you put into your mouth at once, that’s not exclusive to ration bars. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter legendaryhero 2021-07-01 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	You make it sound way worse than it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter hisses 2021-07-01 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	I have video evidence, princess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter legendaryhero 2021-07-01 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	That was one time! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter hisses 2021-07-01 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	And yet I still found you wildly attractive, it’s crazy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	First Filter legendaryhero 2021-07-01 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Yes! That sauce is incredible. I am deeply invested in the burger journey - and food in general. My friend Richie and I have tried some really insane combinations that have turned out pretty mouthwatering. You’ll have to come with us next time! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter worstchosenone 2021-07-01 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	Baz says my stomach is a rubbish bin, so give me your worst combinations, I'm ready. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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