[Locked only from old-Miniver] If I didn't know better, I'd think everything that's happened since I got here has been one of those elaborate nightmares where people see the worst case scenario of where they'll end up if they don't get their shit together, and then they wake up screaming and become hermetic vegans who live the rest of their lives in a desperate quest of penance and self-redemption that involves contemplating worms while flogging themselves in the basement of a monastery.
Which um... I guess is an overly elaborate way of saying like... what did I do to piss off the legions of Hell itself? I mean... does anybody actually like me? I mean old-me? I mean... I know this was some kind of weird vengeance thing about some other guy or whatever but like... I also heard this ain't the first time I've been almost killed by demons or just really really pissed people off.