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Pickles (dingdongdoodily) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-08-10 12:04:00

Entry tags:

miniver cheevy (younger), napalm wartooth, pickles

Dude.
Skwisgaar's girlfriend's zoo has monkeys, so I went and was lookin' at them and saw one givin' another one a BJ.
Monkey blowjobs, you guys.
This world is hilarious.

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hausmouse
2010-08-10 06:12 pm UTC (link)

HAH that's awesome.

Hey. Know what, that almost gives me an idea to get one for my roadies whenever I get back to touring in this place. I bet they work cheaper than prostitutes but I can't figure out whether the benefits outweigh how creepy that is. I mean, I wouldn't let a monkey give me a blowjob probably but you never know with roadies and it gets REALLY boring on those busses...

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dingdongdoodily
2010-08-10 06:15 pm UTC (link)

I don't think they give other species special treatment, Cheev. And y'know, I'm PRETTY sure that what I saw, I was seein' right but you know how I kinda don't see things just right sometimes, right, so it mighta been that one was just groomin' the other one in the groin area BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.

Holy crap dude, you know what? I bet there's videos of it on youtube. Well not THAT ONE INSTANCE but I bet there's other videos of it.

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	hausmouse 2010-08-10 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my good look at this, LOOK AT THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4ADJiFfpYY See I don't think they care. I mean. LOOK. Holy fuck these dudes are funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dingdongdoodily 2010-08-10 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	I FUCKIN TOLD YOU (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hausmouse 2010-08-10 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	I am going to die laughing. I don't know what's better, the monkeys or computers that have all this shit you can just find like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dingdongdoodily 2010-08-10 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	Dude you know what? I just made you look up monkey blowjobs. Iiiiii think I win. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hausmouse 2010-08-10 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	HAH. You so do. FOR NOW. Don't worry, I'll let you enjoy your victory and not even mention anything you'd have to look up like "paper nautilus" and "detachable penis." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dingdongdoodily 2010-08-10 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	DUDE I LOVE THAT SONG. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hausmouse 2010-08-10 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	"Detachable Penis"? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dingdongdoodily 2010-08-10 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. Wait, I never played my King Missile record for you? Man, oversight. I'll go find it and make you listen to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hausmouse 2010-08-10 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, seriously? I was joking! Okay I have to hear this. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	huniepop 2010-08-10 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	I feel vaguely traumatized. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dingdongdoodily 2010-08-11 12:02 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I would too if I were Skwisgaar's girlfriend. I've heard stories. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-08-11 12:04 am UTC (link)
	What? No, he's perfect. I meant by your monkey story. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dingdongdoodily 2010-08-11 12:04 am UTC (link)
	Wanna know somethin' else? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-08-11 12:06 am UTC (link)
	... is it about animals? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dingdongdoodily 2010-08-11 12:07 am UTC (link)
	No? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-08-11 12:07 am UTC (link)
	Fine, what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dingdongdoodily 2010-08-11 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Your boyfriend. I hit it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	waymoregooder 2010-08-11 12:10 am UTC (link)
	Don't lies, Pickle. You could not haves had a sex with mes as I would have remembered being completely boreds by some skeevsy guy fucking on me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	huniepop 2010-08-11 12:11 am UTC (link)
	... that's sort of hot. And way less gross than monkey blowjobs. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hausmouse 2010-08-11 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Hasn't everybody, though? (Reply to this) (Parent)