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Lorna Summers ate all the cookies ([info]cosmiccastaway) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-10-11 20:06:00

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This made me laugh. You know what else stops ears from tearing from heavy earrings?

Gauging. It's safe, all-natural, has years of real-life trials, and hey, it's in fashion now!

All the sheep should now be purchasing a set of tapers.

Pulse, I should get something else pierced. Seeing those strippers tonight only proves that I do not have enough metal in my ladybits to be sexy.


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[info]disruption
2008-10-11 10:25 pm UTC (link)
Not while you are drunk, dear. And those girls will never be as sexy as you.

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[info]cosmiccastaway
2008-10-11 10:55 pm UTC (link)
Bah.

They're all prtty n stuff.

I wish I were that tall. And skinny. and boobalicisou.

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[info]disruption
2008-10-11 11:02 pm UTC (link)
No. They are not as hot as you.

You are a beautiful woman, love.

And I like exactly how you look.

Come to bed and I will prove it again.

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[info]cosmiccastaway
2008-10-11 11:06 pm UTC (link)
yay sex.

coming

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