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Henry Tudor (good_to_be_king) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-07-30 08:50:00

Current mood:	confused
Entry tags:	brigitte fitzgerald, edward cullen, henry fitzroy, henry tudor, saffron, schmendrick, she-ra, sonya blade, tenth doctor (human)

What is this place?!

Carriages without horses, lights without fire and fifty-foot portraits of virtually naked women! All right, that last part's all right with me, but still...

I demand to be informed just what in the hell is going on!

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	outbysixteen 2008-07-30 11:04 am UTC (link)
	Huh. *Obviously* new. Welcome to the insanity. If you experienced a tornado type of thing, you were brought here by a vortex. If you check your pockets, you should find some picture ID or some sort that lists where you live. Here is a [link] that tells you more. I'm Brigitte, by the way. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	good_to_be_king 2008-07-30 11:28 am UTC (link)
	I'm not sure I appreciate your tone, my Lady, but yes, there was some sort of windstorm... Pockets? Oh, I see. Henry Tudor, my Lady. You may call us "your majesty", assuming this... place... understands the concept of royalty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outbysixteen 2008-07-30 11:50 am UTC (link)
	My apologies. Just someone as handsome as you being rather befuddled and confused... well I found it cute. Henry... wait... oh crap. Well we do understand the concept of royalty, but things have changed quite a bit since you were king, your majesty. Oh and the guy that looks like you? That's rather common around here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	good_to_be_king 2008-07-30 01:24 pm UTC (link)
	"Cute"? smiles Well, I don't believe I've every been referred to as such, but I do thank the Lady for her compliment. I see. And it appears, according to this bit of parchment in my wallet, that I am less a king here and more some sort of... popular musician? frowns Splendid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	doasyouwill 2008-07-30 11:06 am UTC (link)
	Wait... how is this... how could this be possible? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	good_to_be_king 2008-07-30 11:28 am UTC (link)
	My face?! You will explain yourself, sir! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doasyouwill 2008-07-30 11:48 am UTC (link)
	Me?! You are the one walking around with my face and I can guarantee I am much older than you, so I had it first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	sonya_blade 2008-07-30 11:16 am UTC (link)
	You've been transported by vortex to another dimension...though in your case,possibly another dimension in the future. No, I'm not mad, you're not crazy and this isn't a joke. The same thing's happened to all of us. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	good_to_be_king 2008-07-30 11:30 am UTC (link)
	Lady, what you describe is magic, and cannot be possible. However... this place does seem to have its advantages. leers a little I swear, if this is a jest, I'll have Brandon's head. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

sonya_blade
2008-07-30 11:43 am UTC (link)

'lord' is it? Then how do you explain how you got here? Unless someone you know is a sorcerer and you've somehow managed to piss them off.

Cute, *rolls eyes* you're not the first that's tried that in my lifetime ~~or past~~ and therefore won't be the last for me to say 'thank you, but no.'

Oh, and my name is Sonya Blade, currently Captain in the United States Army, before coming here I was Queen of the Realm of Outworld.

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	the_deathofme 2008-07-30 11:48 am UTC (link)
	You'll get used to the carriages without horses, and if you wish to make any friends here, you'd best stop treating everyone you meet as mere commoners. This place is quite different, I'd wager, from the one you knew. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	good_to_be_king 2008-07-30 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	They are commoners, young sir. grumbles Although, it seems, so am I now. You're impertinent. smiles That's a good thing, as long as you know who to be impertinent to. Henry Tudor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_deathofme 2008-07-30 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	You checked your purse, then, to discover who you are? Impertinent? I suppose I am. Edward Cullen. Apparently, I'm a famous author. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	knowmybible 2008-07-30 11:51 am UTC (link)
	Begging your pardon, sir, but the people here tell fantastic tales about a ... vortex, I think they say, taking us to another place. I don't know if they're true, sir. I didn't get education on such things in the maidenhouse. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	good_to_be_king 2008-07-30 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	softly Dear Lady, it would very much seem the people have it right. But I would not fear. Surely a beautiful creature such as yourself has a protector? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowmybible 2008-07-30 01:38 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, no sir. There's not maidenhouses to be found anywhere, and nobody has a need for a midwife, or any of the other things I've been taught to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	adorabyday 2008-07-30 11:56 am UTC (link)
	Hm. I'm going to hazard a guess and say you are not from this time or possibly even this world ~~know the feeling~~. I see, however, that many have told you what is going on. I'll throw my hand in as well. A vortex brought you here. No real means of getting back. We just have to make due with what is going on here. I'm Adora. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	good_to_be_king 2008-07-30 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	And you would be correct, Lady. It seems I have a great deal of adjustments to make, however this world does have its allures. Adora it is. inclines his head and smiles I must compliment your father on giving you such foresightful name. Henry Tudor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adorabyday 2008-07-30 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	I know the feeling, Henry. I am not from this world either. It was quite an adjustment. Thank you. It is a pleasure to meet you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	justoneheart 2008-07-30 12:20 pm UTC (link)
	Why this is brilliant. Henry the VII. So good to see you again, mate. Bloody good job with raising your daughter. Lovely queen she was. Well... a bit of a mess leading up to things, but brilliant none the less. ~~Even if she did try to have Martha and I captured.~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	good_to_be_king 2008-07-30 01:47 pm UTC (link)
	You... the madman who wanted to be thrown in the Tower of London? What in blazes are you doing here? And it's Henry VIII. My daughter? Mary, queen? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justoneheart 2008-07-30 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yes of course! My apologies. Slip of the fingers that was. I'm the Doctor! Nonononono, wellllll... yes. But I meant Victoria, of course! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	grayimmortality 2008-07-30 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	Father?! But... how is this possible? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	good_to_be_king 2008-07-31 10:18 am UTC (link)
	I have no sons, sir. a little sadly None, and certainly none of your age. Who are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grayimmortality 2008-07-31 10:24 am UTC (link)
	But... I am. The only illegitimate child you acknowledged. My mother was your mistress, Elizabeth Blount. One of Queen Katherine's maids. Apologies. I am Henry Fitzroy, Duke of Richmond and Somerset and Earl of Nottingham. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)