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[Oct. 3rd, 2011|12:25 pm] |
Varric, my friend, I owe you a beer. Maybe several beers. Actually I probably owe you a whole tavern, but I can't afford one, so you'll have to settle for several beers. Let me know when you want to collect.
Incidently, I seem to be dating the most amazing woman in any world. Not sure how I got that lucky, but I'm not going to complain! |
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[Sep. 27th, 2011|06:19 pm] |
Woah, wait, what?
This doesn't look like Spira or Zanarkand or even... wait, no that's everywhere. Where am I? |
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[Sep. 26th, 2011|08:58 pm] |
( Neal Caffrey. )
You know, you'd think when the bouncer at the club gives you a warning, you'd shut the fuck up. But apparently I'm the logical one. Oh well.
A kitten followed me home yesterday, anybody want to adopt one? She's only got ... some fleas. |
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[Sep. 21st, 2011|06:48 pm] |
Good, things are back to normal now, finally. |
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[Sep. 20th, 2011|07:07 pm] |
I'm a little disappointed that my sword doesn't go "boioioioioioioioioing" anymore when I thwack it against things. That was pretty neat.
Not needing to shave wasn't bad either. |
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[Sep. 9th, 2011|06:34 pm] |
The true insult is that my blade was downgraded. |
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[Sep. 7th, 2011|06:57 pm] |
The next person who asks me for an introduction to the Batman will regret it.
( Lulu ) |
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[Sep. 6th, 2011|09:17 pm] |
Sir Auron? May I begin training with you soon? |
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[Sep. 5th, 2011|11:20 pm] |
Got the job! I'm now an honest-to-Andraste policeman, complete with shiny uniform and a gun that I might even be able to hit something with someday. I'd still rather have a sword and shield, and I'd definitely rather have armor than this bulletproof whatever--does it really work?--but when in Orlais and all that.
Though it would stop the local gangs in their tracks to see a man in full-plate armor wearing a sword running towards them and shouting, don't you think? Maybe I should see if I can get special permission to try it. Might scare a few of the local drug dealers into sobriety. |
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[Sep. 5th, 2011|12:44 am] |
....Did I just see...
Batman?! |
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[Aug. 16th, 2011|08:38 pm] |
Things like this simply do not surprise me any longer. |
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[Feb. 19th, 2008|01:14 pm] |
So, I'm going to be performing at this club in St. Louis.
Anybody want to come and see it? |
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[Feb. 18th, 2008|03:05 pm] |
I am not accustomed to peace. |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2008|06:34 pm] |
Gotta say, for once, I'm glad I wasn't involved in this particular ruckus. Usually I'm head-on, right in the middle. This time, had a bit of a situation of my own to deal with. Damned vampires. |
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