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Tweak says, "It puts the lotion on the skin"

Dorian Gray (doriangray) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2013-05-22 11:53:00

Entry tags:

!network post, don draper, dorian gray, irene adler (movie), percival blakeney, rumiko fujikawa (616), steve rogers / captain america (616), tony stark / iron man (616)

How does one go about rooming reassignments in this place? I got married on Monday and think it might be appropriate if I were to live with my wife.

[NOTE: Sexual themes, discussions, recollections of sexual encounters, rough sex]

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	tonystark 2013-05-22 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	I paid attention when you said you got married. That... is unexpected. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doriangray 2013-05-22 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	Is that all you have to say? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystark 2013-05-22 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Good luck? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doriangray 2013-05-22 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	I hate you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystark 2013-05-22 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	Was there something else you were looking for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doriangray 2013-05-22 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	No, of course not. Doing so would only suggest my lack of insight, wouldn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystark 2013-05-22 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Or uncharacteristic optimism. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doriangray 2013-05-22 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's been rather established that I know exactly what you're capable of -- and what you aren't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystark 2013-05-22 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	What sort of friend would I be if i didn't respond this way when you got married after three dinners? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doriangray 2013-05-22 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	You can't pretend you give a damn now, Tony. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystark 2013-05-22 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	If you know what I'm not capable of doing, you'd know that "not giving a damn" is on the list. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	rumiko 2013-05-22 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	~~Um are you JEALO~~ Is there even a question of wishing someone luck? Shouldn't you have just left that off? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doriangray 2013-05-22 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Oh he only cares about my good fortune when he benefits. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rumiko 2013-05-22 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	That's a pretty universal trait when it comes to Tony Stark. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	supposedtobe 2013-05-22 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	That's not true, and you know it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rumiko 2013-05-23 01:36 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure that I do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	supposedtobe 2013-05-23 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	~~Then you're letting your~~ Tony has done numerous good acts for friends and strangers alike that have never made the papers or earned him a "thank you" note -- acts for which the only reward was knowing that he'd helped them. He's the most self-sacrificing person I've ever met. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rumiko 2013-05-23 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	~~OH please. There was always somethi~~ Let's be real here, Steve. Most of his good acts have been done for complete strangers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	supposedtobe 2013-05-23 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	Then your base of knowledge is limited by both your point of origin and by the scope of your association with him. He's done countless good acts for all of his friends. Dozens for me alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	tonystark 2013-05-22 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	It wasn't a question of whether or not I wish him luck. The question was whether or not luck would be sufficient. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rumiko 2013-05-22 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Are you seriously going to play stupid on this one too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystark 2013-05-22 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Play dumb about what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rumiko 2013-05-23 01:37 pm UTC (link)
	Right. All right, Tony. Have it your way, but it's pretty obvious just how jealous you are about this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystark 2013-05-23 02:01 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, I think I just hallucinated. Did you suggest that I was irritated because I'm jealous? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)