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Dorian Gray (doriangray) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2013-05-22 11:53:00

Entry tags:

!network post, don draper, dorian gray, irene adler (movie), percival blakeney, rumiko fujikawa (616), steve rogers / captain america (616), tony stark / iron man (616)

How does one go about rooming reassignments in this place? I got married on Monday and think it might be appropriate if I were to live with my wife.

[NOTE: Sexual themes, discussions, recollections of sexual encounters, rough sex]

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	tonystark 2013-05-23 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Then for your sake, I hope you signed a prenup. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doriangray 2013-05-23 01:56 am UTC (link)
	A what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystark 2013-05-23 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Oh, my God. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doriangray 2013-05-23 02:03 am UTC (link)
	What are you talking about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystark 2013-05-23 02:06 am UTC (link)
	A prenuptial agreement. It's a document stipulating (basically) that if you divorce, you'll keep your assets and she'll keep hers. Tell me you signed a napkin or something to this effect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doriangray 2013-05-23 11:58 am UTC (link)
	... Hm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystark 2013-05-23 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	I'd talk to a lawyer now if I were you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doriangray 2013-05-23 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure she didn't marry me for my money. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystark 2013-05-23 02:09 pm UTC (link)
	~~Then you didn't see the Sherlock Holmes movies.~~ Talk to one anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doriangray 2013-05-23 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	Fine. Don Draper also suggested I find a sexy accountant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystark 2013-05-23 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure why the accountant needs to be sexy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doriangray 2013-05-23 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	If I'm handing a man my money and he expects to get a cut, I expect something else for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystark 2013-05-23 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	... you may have a hard time finding an accountant who is equipped for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doriangray 2013-05-23 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'm very resourceful! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystark 2013-05-23 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	Of that I have no doubt. But I suggest you let him look over your finances first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doriangray 2013-05-23 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	If you insist. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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