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Tweak says, "Kittehs!"

Dorian Gray (doriangray) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2013-05-22 11:53:00

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!network post, don draper, dorian gray, irene adler (movie), percival blakeney, rumiko fujikawa (616), steve rogers / captain america (616), tony stark / iron man (616)

How does one go about rooming reassignments in this place? I got married on Monday and think it might be appropriate if I were to live with my wife.

[NOTE: Sexual themes, discussions, recollections of sexual encounters, rough sex]

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	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	He didn't look his usual self at the time -- at least. At least. And no, I haven't. But you know why. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-23 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Was this during his Brad Pitt phase? Do I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	It was absolutely during his Brad Pitt phase. And he only involved the swords a little. Yes. Square peg, round hole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-23 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	I genuinely hope that he didn't hurt you. You're not interested in straight men? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	I'm basically immortal. It was fine. And Sweetheart, I don't believe in "straight men". But you couldn't handle me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-23 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Did you enjoy being hurt? Is that so? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't mind it. It's not exactly my thing, but it isn't as though I haven't done it before. It wasn't boring anyway. And yet, it is so. I can practically smell vanilla from here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-23 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	You've had sex involving swords before? "Vanilla" meaning conventional, non-kinky sex? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	If there is a thing you can do in bed with another person, I've done it at least twice. I mean, not including any new things: there weren't a lot of latex bodysuits during Queen Victoria's day and age, but I think you catch my drift. Vanilla meaning boring grandmother sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-23 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	How is it that you think I have boring grandmother sex but trust me to know about the things you're alluding to? In any case, you're a little off. Two of my ex-girlfriends carried deadly weapons and wore skintight leather for a living. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, I'm sure I'd love to sleep with your ex-girlfriends, but we're talking about you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 12:06 am UTC (link)
	I know. And I've done things that grandmothers generally don't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Okay Sweetpea, if you say so. I'm just saying, I imagine I could have more fun with a shampoo bottle and some cocoa butter. That's all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 12:09 am UTC (link)
	What would you consider "not vanilla?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 12:16 am UTC (link)
	I like inconsiderate sex. Something rough, something without nerves and insecurities getting in the way. I like souvenirs -- marks, stains, whatever -- something just a little permanent, you know? It's all so fleeting. I don't need bells and whistles, just someone who knows what they're doing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 12:18 am UTC (link)
	It doesn't sound like you're talking about vanilla vs. kinky sex, then, since neither is inherently romantic or casual. It sounds like you're talking about impersonal sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Sometimes, it's like you forget who you're talking too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 12:21 am UTC (link)
	You're half-right and half-wrong. I don't have impersonal sex. But I do have non-vanilla sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Steve | Dorian

doriangray
2013-05-24 12:28 am UTC (link)

I've had not impersonal sex. But that's...that's not it. It's not just about not caring or getting...God. I can't believe I am talking to you about all this.

There was a man I used to sleep with all the time. He just -- he had this confidence and sense of self that I wanted to suck off his skin. I like that, more than anything -- I like that. I like feeling like my ego, vanity or desires aren't the most overwhelming in the room.

Do you understand that?

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	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Yes. I can understand the allure of confidence -- and I can see why it would appeal to you in particular. But that has very little to do with grandmother sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 12:38 am UTC (link)
	I just imagine that sex with you would be slow and gloopy and full of touching. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Sometimes, but not necessarily. Certainly not always. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 12:40 am UTC (link)
	Would you like to prove me wrong? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 12:42 am UTC (link)
	How exactly are you proposing that I do that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 12:44 am UTC (link)
	How do you think? Mind you, I have plans tonight, but I'm free tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)