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Dorian Gray (doriangray) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2013-05-22 11:53:00

Entry tags:

!network post, don draper, dorian gray, irene adler (movie), percival blakeney, rumiko fujikawa (616), steve rogers / captain america (616), tony stark / iron man (616)

How does one go about rooming reassignments in this place? I got married on Monday and think it might be appropriate if I were to live with my wife.

[NOTE: Sexual themes, discussions, recollections of sexual encounters, rough sex]

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	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	It might be better that he doesn't, though, don't you think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-23 12:57 pm UTC (link)
	That's a different question than the one that I asked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 01:00 pm UTC (link)
	It would be nice to have friends but I'm not sure I remember... what it's like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-23 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe it's like this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	You probably wouldn't be upset by this, would you? You're his friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-23 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	Wouldn't be upset by you wanting to be his friend? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	No, by him treating you this way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-23 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	No, I probably would be a little upset. But our relationship isn't... I'd be more likely to scold him, to be honest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	You've known him long enough. I've never been good at...that. At -- It's hard to say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-23 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	At friendship? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	At expressing it. Without.... you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-23 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	You seem to be doing okay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	Have I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-23 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Haven't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	I slept with Deadpool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-23 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	That's ~~horrifying~~ probably cause for concern. But you haven't tried to sleep with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	He didn't look his usual self at the time -- at least. At least. And no, I haven't. But you know why. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-23 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Was this during his Brad Pitt phase? Do I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	It was absolutely during his Brad Pitt phase. And he only involved the swords a little. Yes. Square peg, round hole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-23 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	I genuinely hope that he didn't hurt you. You're not interested in straight men? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	I'm basically immortal. It was fine. And Sweetheart, I don't believe in "straight men". But you couldn't handle me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-23 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Did you enjoy being hurt? Is that so? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't mind it. It's not exactly my thing, but it isn't as though I haven't done it before. It wasn't boring anyway. And yet, it is so. I can practically smell vanilla from here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-23 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	You've had sex involving swords before? "Vanilla" meaning conventional, non-kinky sex? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	If there is a thing you can do in bed with another person, I've done it at least twice. I mean, not including any new things: there weren't a lot of latex bodysuits during Queen Victoria's day and age, but I think you catch my drift. Vanilla meaning boring grandmother sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)