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Tweak says, "Narf!"

Dorian Gray (doriangray) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2013-05-22 11:53:00

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!network post, don draper, dorian gray, irene adler (movie), percival blakeney, rumiko fujikawa (616), steve rogers / captain america (616), tony stark / iron man (616)

How does one go about rooming reassignments in this place? I got married on Monday and think it might be appropriate if I were to live with my wife.

[NOTE: Sexual themes, discussions, recollections of sexual encounters, rough sex]

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	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-23 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, I'm sure I'd love to sleep with your ex-girlfriends, but we're talking about you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 12:06 am UTC (link)
	I know. And I've done things that grandmothers generally don't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Okay Sweetpea, if you say so. I'm just saying, I imagine I could have more fun with a shampoo bottle and some cocoa butter. That's all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 12:09 am UTC (link)
	What would you consider "not vanilla?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 12:16 am UTC (link)
	I like inconsiderate sex. Something rough, something without nerves and insecurities getting in the way. I like souvenirs -- marks, stains, whatever -- something just a little permanent, you know? It's all so fleeting. I don't need bells and whistles, just someone who knows what they're doing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 12:18 am UTC (link)
	It doesn't sound like you're talking about vanilla vs. kinky sex, then, since neither is inherently romantic or casual. It sounds like you're talking about impersonal sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Sometimes, it's like you forget who you're talking too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 12:21 am UTC (link)
	You're half-right and half-wrong. I don't have impersonal sex. But I do have non-vanilla sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Steve | Dorian

doriangray
2013-05-24 12:28 am UTC (link)

I've had not impersonal sex. But that's...that's not it. It's not just about not caring or getting...God. I can't believe I am talking to you about all this.

There was a man I used to sleep with all the time. He just -- he had this confidence and sense of self that I wanted to suck off his skin. I like that, more than anything -- I like that. I like feeling like my ego, vanity or desires aren't the most overwhelming in the room.

Do you understand that?

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	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Yes. I can understand the allure of confidence -- and I can see why it would appeal to you in particular. But that has very little to do with grandmother sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 12:38 am UTC (link)
	I just imagine that sex with you would be slow and gloopy and full of touching. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Sometimes, but not necessarily. Certainly not always. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 12:40 am UTC (link)
	Would you like to prove me wrong? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 12:42 am UTC (link)
	How exactly are you proposing that I do that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 12:44 am UTC (link)
	How do you think? Mind you, I have plans tonight, but I'm free tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 12:46 am UTC (link)
	I'm flattered, but you're not exactly my type. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 12:51 am UTC (link)
	You're just all talk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 12:54 am UTC (link)
	Ask Tony. We've had conversations about sex over the years. He can vouch for my non-vanilla experience with women. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 12:57 am UTC (link)
	I'm seeing Tony tonight, I'll mention it if it comes up in conversation -- but we've been talking about this an awful long time for you to suddenly back down. You're at least a little bit curious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 01:00 am UTC (link)
	About what, having sex with you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Well, about something to do with sex and me, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 01:04 am UTC (link)
	I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little concerned about your apparent fondness for knifeplay. Or swordplay, I suppose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 01:05 am UTC (link)
	Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Because I don't like the thought of you bleeding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 01:09 am UTC (link)
	... Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)