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Tweak says, "Bingo!"

Dorian Gray (doriangray) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2013-05-22 11:53:00

Entry tags:

!network post, don draper, dorian gray, irene adler (movie), percival blakeney, rumiko fujikawa (616), steve rogers / captain america (616), tony stark / iron man (616)

How does one go about rooming reassignments in this place? I got married on Monday and think it might be appropriate if I were to live with my wife.

[NOTE: Sexual themes, discussions, recollections of sexual encounters, rough sex]

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	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Oh, keep going. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 03:04 am UTC (link)
	After a meeting. Highly inappropriate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 03:07 am UTC (link)
	So you have the location spotting down. I'll give you that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 03:10 am UTC (link)
	It wasn't gentle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 03:13 am UTC (link)
	And what's your definition of "not gentle", Honeypie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Scratching, biting, hair-pulling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Are you loud? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Generally not in places you're not supposed to have sex in. But sure. I can be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Ever break any furniture? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Super-strength. Kind of hard not to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Now I suppose that's very true. I also imagine you can -- well -- shall we say... keep the good times coming? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Yes. Enhanced stamina, enhanced endurance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Oh God. Enhanced everything, I imagine... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 03:47 am UTC (link)
	More or less. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 03:50 am UTC (link)
	Good. I'd hate for you to be stuck with a sapling between mountains. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 03:52 am UTC (link)
	What an image. No, no such curse. The Serum was very proportionate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 03:54 am UTC (link)
	I might need to re-evaluate my "square peg" analogy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Have I been absolved of the grandmother accusations? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 04:00 am UTC (link)
	You've certainly given rise to alternate theories. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Such as? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 04:03 am UTC (link)
	You gave me something to get off too -- no grandmother has ever done that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Dorian supposedtobe 2013-05-24 04:05 am UTC (link)
	(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Dorian doriangray 2013-05-24 04:05 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure it doesn't compare to the real thing. But beggars can't be choosers, can they? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)