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[Filtered to Steve McGarrett (lostabandon), Joan McGarrett (adoptedangel), Emma Duval (survivorgirl) & Audrey Jensen (afilmgeek)]

I'm pulling you all from school for a few days.

[Filtered to Steve McGarrett (super_seal)]

Due to everything that has been going on, I've pulled my teens from school for a few days.

[Filtered to Veronica (originalenough)]

I've pulled the kids from school for a few days. I will escort you to and from work.

May I have the honour of taking you to Homecoming on Saturday?

It has come to my attention that there's a Homecoming dance this Friday Saturday. I have volunteered with the school to chaparone.

(ooc: Edited because I apparently don't know how to read.)

Just figured I would get a role call, see if we're all still here and everyone is okay.

So don't leave me hanging.

Alright, I'm cooking pasta for dinner tomorrow night, I'm preparing for an army.


All family, extended family is invited.


BYOB adults if you would like a drink after dinner. If you get too hammered Bai said she would see you home, have fun with that.

( Filtered to all 5-0, family, friends. )

[Private to Kim Munroe.]

Thank you for the flowers and the bear, that was very kind of you.

I need a job. Anyone hiring or need any help?

Who: Steve McGarrett (super_seal), Danny Williams (jerseyslip | jerseyborn), Grace Williams (loverherdanno | grace_williams), possible inclusion of Steve McGarrett's (notamandate) household
Where: McGarrett-Williams' household
Status: ᴄʟᴏsᴇᴅ | oɴɢᴏɪɴɢ
Summary: Due to the continued lack of both caution and common sense, the adults have decided to take away the kids access to the net until they can get them chipped or monitored. It's for both their protection and the adults' piece of mind.
Format: Action Spam
Rating: Hilarious and possibly cruel and unusual to all teens involved

Family meeting time, kids. So get into the living room and park your tushes on the couch. Also, no, you are not exempt from this discussion and if you try to wiggle your way out of attending then the consequences, as they say, will be dire. Steve. Steve will head up those consequences.

I'm letting you go on relatively good behaviour, kid. Your grounding is lifted as of Saturday.

Steve (notamandate)

Audrey is back, can you go get her?

( Spoilers for Scream finale )

Private to: Steve McGarrett (lostabandon), Mary McGarrett (imnotadog), Joan McGarrett (adoptedangel), Emma Duval (survivorgirl), Audrey Jensen (afilmgeek) & Veronica Mars (originalenough)

There is another guy here who has it out for the McGarrett and Williams families. His name is Brian and this is what he looks like.

Do not talk to him or engage him. You see him anywhere near you, you run in the opposite direction, find somewhere safe to hide and call me immediately. The same goes with Wo Fat. Do you understand me?

Also, I think it's time for some self-defense lessons.

Private to Veronica (originalenough)

You're going to stay with me for a little bit.

How wonderful to know that there are at least McGarrett's present here.

Hello, everyone.

Are you there, Veronica?

[Filtered to all McGarretts, Williams, family, and extended family. Also friends (if you think this includes you it probably does). Definitely not viewable to Brian Munroe]

I don't want to freak anyone out, but I noticed there is a very bad man here. His name is Brian. And I'm not just talking bad, okay? He did a lot of things...to me and to Tess back in Project Chaos. He has an obsession with us and our families, as well as any other versions of us or anyone who looks like us, which includes his wife, Kim.

Everyone is going to have to be very, very careful and I hope you'll all take this seriously. This man is a new brand of crazy, the likes of which this town has never seen before. And I really hoped we'd left him behind for good.

Eh? What's dis?

Flippah, dat shrimp no good. I'm starting to see another place.

Howzit? I uh. I come in peace.

I've made arrangements for you to attend counselling with Lucy Van Pelt. I have told her you will contact her to set up a time to meet.

Does anyone know of any counselling services Storybrooke has to offer?

I think I should just go live with dad.

Grace, I've just seen everything that's been going on... Please take Gracie and go lock the two of you in the panic room. Don't come out until Danny, Steve, or I come to get you. Can you do that?

Look, I've caused enough trouble for all of you. And I'm not going to let him hurt any of you.

I'm turning myself over, it's the right thing to do. Then this can all end.

Don't try to talk me out of it.

Steve

You've been really great, but Audrey and I should go. Your sister...she really needs you right now.

I didn't mean to cause trouble.

You know how to make quite an entrance, don't you, Wo Fat?

Being stuck in the hospital is better than sharing a house with trauma girl. I've actually gotten some sleep.

Danny, Steve, Chin got a ping off of Danny's cell phone. They're in the woods. I'm sending you the coordinates where to meet us.

It also looks like Kol has a read on them as well. With any luck we'll have them back soon.

Has anyone happened to see the teenaged versions of myself or Mary, (the older one that lives with me, not the youngest one who lives with the other Steve), in the last 24 hours? After our parents showed up they both seem to be missing. Also missing is the teenaged version of Danny...

I'm hoping they're all together and safe but if anyone has seen or heard from any of them or has any information on their whereabouts...

Danny, Mary, Steve... If you see this, please contact us and let us know if you're okay.

Please God, Buddha, whoever...do not let my mother show up next.

The hell? Where...Ah christ.

Hello? Steve are you still there? He's gotten away, Hesse, he....


...wait....why do I sound....

[Sound of him dropping the phone, because he just caught site of his reflection.]

MARY?! Mary can you hear me?!

[Rustling can be heard in the background.] This is Lieutenant Commander Steve McGarrett and I need an ambulance at [address], right away! I have an unconscious female. 15 years old. Thank you.

Mary.....Mary, hang in there kid.

This project is going to be the death of me.

[Filtered away from Steve McGarrett (teen) (lostabandon), Steve McGarrett (super_seal), Danny Williams (Teen) (jerseyborn) & Young Mary McGarretts (imnotadog and sealsyoungersis)]

With the arrival of my teenage self and my teenage sister...sisters?, I'd like to keep the news about my mother away from those three. I would appreciate it if you would keep this information to yourselves until I decide if they should be told.

[Filtered to super_seal]

We need to talk. There is something that you need to know.

I can't sleep, and when I can it's fitful nightmares. I must be driving the people I live with insane. I keep seeing things that aren't there...hearing things.

Can anyone help with this?

I have to admit, I really didn't think I'd be spending my birthday here. I thought someone would have found a way back. Oh well, could be worse I guess.

Who is responsible for the other young Mary McGarrett?

Who is in charge of the me that's 15? She's asking men for sex and drugs. I am NOT dealing with myself. Someone get her under control.

This guy's birthday is in just barely over a month. Any chance I can stop aging since we're in some magical world or what the heck ever?

You just made the biggest mistake of your life. My uncle used to be a SEAL.

Also...what's with this storm? Is it armageddon out there?

[Emma is covered in blood and she's screaming]

(OOC: Spoilers for Scream likely in comments)

You just made a big mistake. My big brother is gonna whoop all your asses.

*sighs* Is this supposed to be another hazing thing?! This is really getting old.

Who: Steve McGarrett and Veronica Mars (originalenough)
What: Steve takes Veronica out for dinner.
When: Backdated to Saturday evening
Where: A restaurant.
Status: Closed and ongoing
Rating: Low. Will change if this changes.

( ...... )

Who: This group thread is open to everyone. Please don't be shy. Use this as an excuses to throw your muse(s) at anyone and everyone.
What: A BBQ, wherein anyone, native or not to Storybrooke, can meet and eat.
Where: His brother's house. Mostly the backyard but possible in the front, in the house.
Status: Open and ongoing.
Rating: Probably generally pretty low, but it could go any which way.

( Literally spent an hour trying to come up with clever cut text. Oh well. Onward. )

Do you have any plans Saturday evening?

So Mary and I have decided to put together a little barbecue. It'll be this Sunday from noon until whenever it dies down in my brothers enormous back yard. [Address]

I know everyone is a little shaken and especially the new arrivals are freaked. But I think it'd be good for us all to stick together while we're here.

If its not your thing that's fine. But you'll be missing out. I throw a mean barbecue.

Since it might get pretty hectic, it would be great if anyone who wants to come can bring a side or dessert or whatever to share.

And the ridiculous parade of magical twins continues. Wonderful.