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I wish to inform everyone that I am not responsible for the recent darkness.

[FP Jones proudserpent ]

Is Jellybean okay? Has she said anything to you?

Also, can you rub my feet? And get me some chips? I bought some.

[Allie Smith likesillyputty ]

Hi, honey, how are you and Charlie doing? Are you feeling okay?

[Those that are involved with or are being homeschooled by this Alice and her FP, and FP royallyfucked  and Alice Jones careofourown ]

How is everyone doing? Is there anything that we should discuss?

What the hell is this?

[Ending up in a new place? Not exactly a good thing. The stress of the unfamiliar making it a bit hard to breathe.]

Buck?

Don't send in a boy to do a woman's job.

I walked in the park the other day. The breeze was nice, so it wasn't too hot or too cold, as they say in Goldilocks, it was just right. Today seems like another beautiful day, anyone want to come with as I go for another walk around Storybrooke.

[Connor is at the mansion after being returned home and brought back to Storybrooke. If anyone is to see him, he is in his surgical scrubs and blood from recent events back home.]

Chelsea? Where are you? Did she try anything?

Will? Natalie? You guys good? Did you get sent home too?

Since it doesn't look like I'm going home anytime soon, I guess it's time I look for a job.

Any law firms hiring by any chance?

[Private to Jay Halstead - candetectlies]

We have to find some sort of compromise here, Jay. Natalie and I need to get back to work.

[Private to Natalie Manning]

I can't stay cooped up in this house for much longer. I'm going to try to convince Jay to let us go back to work.

Easter was low key, I did however make a basket for Damon, but it was full of men's products. It was fun shopping for all of those things to put in it. There were silly things in it as well. Every once and awhile adults should get Easter baskets.

I have an idea for a business, selling themed baskets for people. I'll just have to think about that.

I think I need a job, anybody hiring teenagers at all?

Ugh, I can't wait for school to be out. Just want to have fun and not have to worry about homework and all that stuff.

I love being a mother. So far I haven't had any problems at all with my daughter. She has her moments of when she wants to have a 2 pm feeding. Thank god for breastfeeding because I am losing all my baby weight.

Thank god I'm not puking all day every day now. Next week I go in for an ultrasound and I can't wait.

My poor baby. I think that she needs to go to the hospital or something. She has been puking, a lot of dirty diapers, she has been crying non stop. I have been up all night with her. So to the ER I go with her.

I think I have the perfect musical for the theater. It is an original that I wrote, and I'm working on the music right now but I think that it is absolutely perfect.

The strawberries here are amazing. I might have to start growing my own fruit garden, or vegetable garden. One of the two. Or both.

And get waffles while I'm thinking about it. I've been craving them something fierce.

I need some retail therapy. Anyone want to come with?

Baby Charlie is coming any day now. I can't wait to meet him. I just hope that Mom and Dad don't forget about me once he's born. I'm scared that they will.

likesillyputty

Can I go to the hospital with you when Charlie is finally ready?

tornwings

Can I play with Charlie?

proudserpent

You promise that you and Mom won't forget about me when the baby is born? Your baby. Not Charlie.

midnightsorcery

Can we have a sleepover soon?

I can't believe I'm going to be a dad. Allie's due this week.

likesillyputty

How are you feeling? You need anything?

I don't have time for this. I have boys to get back to. Teenage boys that have a bad habit of breaking things.

This place isn't that bad. School's okay. I joined the orchestra. Mr. Argent's nice and most importantly, Derek is here even if he's being super protective right now.

Sam? Cass? Mom?

This isn't funny. Not by a long shot.

Big brothers are SUCH a pain in the ass. Like mine. He needs laid, SO MUCH.

Also, how is that you other Dereks don't have a Stiles? That's just weird and wrong.

I thought someone might help me forget the pain with Chris, not to forget the memories, but so I wouldn't hurt so badly. I guess I just keep on keeping on. Isn't that what they say?

( Spoiler season seven )

Stefan, I think it's time we consider enrolling Alexia into kindergarten. As much as I want her by my side forever, I think it's time she starts school.

I was taking a bubble bath and my kitten jumped on the ledge to watch me! She even let me put a bubble hat on her! Killer is so silly.

I'm going stir crazy, Jay. Can't we go out and play some basketball at least?

Seth?

RICHARD!

Where the hell are you?

I don't know what is going on but I don't have time for it.

In case anyone asks, I don't know how the vending machine ended up on the floor in the Welcome Center!

Is it possible to get kicked out of here?

I have a problem that I was hoping you'd help me with. I bought too much ice cream at the store today and I can't possibly eat it all.

What is going on? What is this place?

Damon?

Today, I took off my wedding ring and locked it away in a vault. I'm not sure how I feel about this. I think I'll be better not having a constant reminder.

I'm sure you've heard the news by now that Shay and I are expecting a baby. Is it normal that all she really wants to eat is pickles and oreos?

How do you do it? How do you stay so calm when there's all this bad stuff that can happen your kid? My kid isn't even here yet and I'm terrified.

Did you know she was with child? I'm going to be a grandfather!

This baby really needs to just come already. Deep breaths in and deep out, I know. Doesn't make this any easier.

I wish the baby would sleep when I'm trying to. Sometimes I wake up from a nap feeling like he's had a party in there. I think FP talks to the baby when I'm sleeping.

Also? The baby having hiccups is the weirdest but coolest thing ever.

I miss them. I know that some of them are here, but I miss them.

This is not Gotham.

Diana?

Happy Birthday, little sister.

I'm glad you found me. I look forward to spending more birthdays with you.

Happy Birthday!

I hope you don't have plans tonight. I have plans for you.

I never knew people could get so competitive about Monopoly.....

Hey, Shay. How are you feeling? Anything I can do for you?