storybrooke: main comm

I gotta say, holidays won't be quite the same without Ma running around, yellin' at us, baking too much for any one family to eat...I'll miss that.

But I can't complain about the company around here really. Beautiful girl who doesn't smack me too hard when I scare her with a raspberry or two, her little nugget and a million other relatives to visit.

It's not quite home, but it's a nice substitute.

And it's a busy time of year at work. Which is also nice. Makes the days go quick so I can go home and do fun things.

Seem to be a LOT of new people coming in but they never seem to be from my world or whatever you call it. I never thought I'd miss the meddling law enforcement from back there, especially that particular group of 5-0, but after being here so long, I sort of do. I can definitely live without the FBI agents that were up my ass.

I miss Michael and Nikita more, but I'm not sure if either of them are here, even if from another universe so fat chance getting me to admit that...

Who: Alec Volturi & Emily Volturi Ft. Jez Redfern
What: Alec explaining Storybrooke
When: Em's arrival
Where: Alec's place
Status: In Progress - Closed
Rating: Medium
Warning: Mention of blood and killing.

( Emily had absolutely no idea what to make of the place.. )

[Private to his Claire.]

So this place might have upped it's crazy...I see one of the younger you's were one of those victims, sort of.

No getting hurt, okay? Maybe you should stay with me.

I'm not really sure what is wrong with this place between my wife disappearing and now someone attacking Claire, but I've had just about enough.

You lay a finger on my ward again, I will end you. I don't care what you may be. I will find a way.

Are you fucking kidding me?


Purple mist got me. Dad and Mom are going to pissed.

Who: Thea Queen, OTA
What: Thea lands in Storybrooke, cue emotional cracking.
When: Backdated to late last night
Where: Somewhere within Storybrooke
Status: In Progress
Rating: Medium
Warning: Self worth issues

( Thea was sure she deserved this. )

Erin!! People from the future said we gets married!

ME AND LIJAH ARE MARRIED IN THE FUTURE!!!!

Given what happened, I think we should tell Axel the truth. There's no other way to get around explaining it.

Tess, how are you doing?

momma daddy kat elias you'll never guess what I learned at kindergarten before the purpl mist broughted us here! i learned that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina!

Steven, all of you I don't care, get your crazy mother under control and tell her there is no way that I'm going to be an elf. No way.

What does throwing a hot dog down a hallway mean? Is it some kind of game?

I think I was having more fun in the asylum.

Seriously? How old are all of us, 12? Jesus.

I should probably get a job. Who's hiring around here?

Filtered to Alec

I need some time, so I won't be back tonight. Don't look for me.

[no_apology]

You've moped and hermitted and cloistered yourself off enough since Elena left. Come on, let's go out tonight.

[Kol;metalotofpeople]

Hey Original bestie. Want to help me drag Damon out of mopey isolation?

Has anyone seen Cathy?

I really don't like this place...

I could use some company.

Filtered from Muggles/Mundanes

It's been nearly a month since I got here and I still miss owl post.