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Private to Lady Sif

May I speak with you about something?

Is there a radio station here?

If people would stop trying to kill me, that'd be really great. I. Can't. Die. Well okay, I can die...but I come back. And I really liked that outfit.

I might actually potentially have a job. And it's for someone who doesn't even care about my quirks...

This place is awesome.

I think I just saw another me...talking to a really young version of my mom...

What a curious little place this is. Can anyone tell me the year?

Clara?

(Potential spoilers for the Who finale in comments)

Where's the bar? I'll take a liquor store too. Just someone point me in the direction of some whiskey.

Who: Damon and Caitlin
What: Damon is fascinated by 21st century technology
When: Now
Where: Out and about
Status: In progress
Rating: TBD

( Caitlin had no idea what was going on )

Barry? Cisco? Dr. Wells?

This place is quite strange from the things I have discovered since my arrival last night. I haven't yet decided what to think of it.

I do wonder if I should fear for my safety, however, when there is talk of women being murdered. Does this sort of thing happen often? My condolences do go out, however, to those who have lost loved ones.

Filtered to James

Have you worked your anger out on me, now?

I would have expected that you would attempt to be more discreet, especially considering what happened the last time you left a pile of bodies for the police to find.

Filtered to Sara and Lissa

Have either of you seen Erin?

I... I don't want to be alone right now. Jason has Aria, the other me has more Alis, but what do I have?

Since the incredibly sexy and multi talented Bonnie Bennet has agreed to move in with me, we are hosting a house warming party this Friday. You're welcome to come if you want.

Yeah, thanks for that.

So now there is a serial killer on the loose. Jim?

(Posted right at sunset, signifying day 1 of Hanukkah.)

'Happy' seems like an awkward word to use in light of what has gone on today, but tonight is still the start of a holiday for some of us.

Happy Hanukkah to other Jews out there, and I do hope that none of you were affected by this tragic event.

[Loud banshee scream - your welcome wolfs, vamps, and whoever has sensitive hearing.]

I regret to say that this morning, we found over a dozen bodies in the park of dead women with their stomachs sliced open. Only one person has been identified thus far, so if your loved ones have been missing, please come to the station and see if you can ID any of the others.

We don't have any suspects right now, so I advise everyone be careful. If anyone saw anything or has any information, don't hesitate to contact us.

Private to anyone from PLL

Alison was among the victims.. The one I was involved with.

How rude.

I have a band practice to get to. We might actually get a gig one day.

The medical examiner is a little overwhelmed with the task of identifying this many bodies in a timely manner.

So if you're missing a loved one, please set up an appointment to come down to the hospital. Someone will speak with you about a description and, if necessary, ask you to help ID remains matching descriptions of any women that may be provided.

In light of this delightful tragic event, the Cortez has shown up! Just as I hoped it would!

It will need staffing quite quickly, seeing as it didn't come with any of my usual employees.

Elle, I know you were interested in a job there - what position was it?

I am going to need maids, a few people to run the front desk, having a few maintenance on call would be delightful and a variety of other jobs.

As soon as I get the workers I need, we will re-open and allow guests.

So much for a happy Hanukkah...

Has anyone seen Tea today? She had a get together for some of us, but she never showed up.

[ Backdated to around when Tess was targeted ]

Axel? AXEL! ... Max! You need to go find Tess and heal her. We can't let him die! ... I don't know what happened, just go find her! I'll take care of Axel. ... Look at me, Axel. Focus on me. You're going to be okay.

Lame.

What is the meaning of this?

Who: Enzo and Lily
What: Meeting
Where: Bar
When: After net post
Rating: TBD
Status: Closed

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Well, this is definitely not what I was expecting out of life today.

Hello? Purple really isn't my color. And this place is just gaudy. And I know gaudy.

For God's sakes, Iris, this isn't funny. I've had the most awful time lately....

There's a serial killer on the loose now?

Well this is new. I really have to get back to my ranch though. The animals need me.

Will you please go with Max to find Tess and make sure the little Zan is okay? Something has happened to Axel and Liz rhinks it's because something has happened to Tess.

[ Backdated to late morning ]

Mercy, where the hell are you? I've been waiting for over an hour and I'm starving.

'Tis the season for some murder?

What kind of town is this? It's a small town and no one saw anything?