Some days, I wonder why I'm so alone. Like... I literally have nobody that can even tolerate me other than Chapin and Jennifer.
Ok, so maybe I have a foul fucking mouth and an irritatingly uncontrollable libido.
Still... I'm not a bad person, you know? I mean yeah, I've killed some people. But they've all totally been bad guys, I swear!!!
I guess what I'm trying to say is: batshit crazy people need love too.
Bah.