storybrooke: main comm

I'd like to have a little chat with the moronic idiot who thought it was morally acceptable to kidnap a nine year old child. Especially when that 9 year old child is the younger version of my older brother. You do not touch my family. So, come on then, you're a big man abducting a child. Why not have a little chat with me. I'm not as neutered as the other version of myself here is apparently, allowing you to live as he did.

Molly? Oh crap, this isn't good. I have to get back and figure out how to make my sister not invisible.

Can someone tell me how to get back to New Orleans, please?

This isn't quite what I expected when I took my last breath.

Oh no. No, no, no. I need to get to Fire and Ice. Will and the others are counting on me.

Hey

Sometimes I wonder what makes peoples lives so dull that they only thing they do for entertainment is talk about other people..

What's....how....Um....this defies all logic...

This is.... this is definitely not California.

Mom? Homer? Bart? Lisa? What's going on?

Right, I didn't ask to come here. I was supposed to go to Diagon Alley, and since when is the smoke purple?

So I'm starting to branch out a little. That's good, right?

Filtered to Jeff

So some people I... well, don't really know but they're my kind, so to speak, are having a dinner and I was wondering if you might want to go with me. As my... well, date.

Whoa... what kind of science was that? I've never seen smoke like that before....

Private to Sarah

So I'm a little buzzed right now, but you want to hang out if you're not busy?