storybrooke: main comm

I can't sleep, and when I can it's fitful nightmares. I must be driving the people I live with insane. I keep seeing things that aren't there...hearing things.

Can anyone help with this?

filtered away from people from home/who she lives with
Has anyone gone home and come back not knowing how or even if you should tell your friends what's happening back there?

[Filtered to Elijah (tinyhonor), Klaus (thehybriddick), Caroline (somuchdrama), Nik (little_hybrid), Adam (youcameforme), Addie (theleftbehind), Emma (nochoice), Lex (princegobetween), Sara (hedoesntknow), Lissa (spiritualmoroi), and Rose (runawaydhampir)]

Erin's birthday is on Sunday and Caroline has agreed to help me plan and throw a party for her. She said she'd like all of you there, so let me know if you'd be willing to come on that day, probably sometime in the afternoon. I'll give more details soon. If you think the afternoon will conflict with anything, let me know so we can try to make it so you all can come.

It's happening again. My dad is going to be my teacher this year. How does this always happen

my birthday is FOUR days!!!!!

[Filtered away from Steve McGarrett (teen) (lostabandon), Steve McGarrett (super_seal), Danny Williams (Teen) (jerseyborn) & Young Mary McGarretts (imnotadog and sealsyoungersis)]

With the arrival of my teenage self and my teenage sister...sisters?, I'd like to keep the news about my mother away from those three. I would appreciate it if you would keep this information to yourselves until I decide if they should be told.

[Filtered to super_seal]

We need to talk. There is something that you need to know.

Well it's about that time of year, Storybrooke. I'm Lip Gallagher and I'm here to help YOU.

This will be my second term at the community college. And in my spare time, I'm offering tutoring services to any students who need some help. I'm willing to work in any subjects (apart from foreign languages) that you and your children need help in.

$8 an hour for general tutoring. We can work a couple hours a night or if you need to cram, I'll bring the Monster.

$10 an hour for finals and midterm tutoring.


[Filtered from Law Enforcement and Parents.]
$50 for me to write your papers, long essays or reports.

$50 for me to slip in and take your tests as you.

I accept cash or favors, including weed and cigarette cartons. I smoke reds.

Snitches get stitches so if you're not interested, just move along and be none the wiser.

There hasn't been a good party around here in a while so I'm throwing one together. It'll be a last horrah for all of us before school starts. *address of the pack house* on Saturday starting at 9 PM. Only thing you need to get in is a present for me because my birthday is on Sunday. BYOB.

Well, I'm glad to know I'll be going to school with such dishonest smart, borderline criminal giving people.

What a joke.

I'm starving. Who am I eating dinner with tonight?

So back at Kukui high on Oahu Steve and I were some star football players. Its been a little bit since I got to play last.

So I'm thinking we should hold a game or a few.

If you're interested in playing comment here and if there's enough interest I'll set something up.

Um, excuse me. The Chanels and I were supposed to be going out for drinks. I can't not show up.

...How did I get out? The Red Devil was there. Oh my god, they're all going to die.

Am I dead? Is that what happened?

This project is going to be the death of me.

Wyatt nextkingarthur and Charlie moused

Breakfast with my family in the morning?

Figured be nice for Bai and Pax to meet family? Also Mom and Dad can spend time with baby bai?

MARY?! Mary can you hear me?!

[Rustling can be heard in the background.] This is Lieutenant Commander Steve McGarrett and I need an ambulance at [address], right away! I have an unconscious female. 15 years old. Thank you.

Mary.....Mary, hang in there kid.

This isn't Columbia..
It's really not wise to kidnap a Delatour, even if you are trying to pass it off as 'magic.' I stopped believing in that stuff a while ago.

My fiancé is going to be really worried.
Val, baby, you here?

Mom is here. MOM. IS. HERE!

How the fuck is this possible?

Please God, Buddha, whoever...do not let my mother show up next.

voice post
(Sounds of a little girl crying.)

If my mommy comes she might not know me?

Who: Steve McGarrett & Selina Kyle
What: Looking for a dinosaur in the woods
When: Wednesday evening
Where: Granny’s
Status: In Progress - Closed
Rating: TBD

( Dinosaur Hunting )

The hell? Where...Ah christ.

Hello? Steve are you still there? He's gotten away, Hesse, he....


...wait....why do I sound....

[Sound of him dropping the phone, because he just caught site of his reflection.]

Erin's coming over to help me scratch my itch!

Who else is so bored they're thinking of chucking things at the border to see if they bounce back in?

Does anyone else here have an itch that they need to scratch? If anyone catches my meaning.

It would be really nice if people would filter posts with any kind of adult content away from children.

My daughter is very confused and upset right now over a misunderstanding.

Children do not need to see or hear about...adult things.

Where is a good place to go out and get drunk?

What kind of hell dimension have I wandered in to?

Can anyone point me to a shop that would have lemon drops? Please tell me that they exist in this reality.

Honestly, Muggles are incredibly boring.

I need a drink. Several. Several very large drinks. And companionship of the lesbian variety. Come on fairytale town, don't let me down on this front and tell me you have a great bar with good music and an inclusive atmosphere.

[Filtered to Zeke Mikaelson]

Hey, Zeke. Wanna do something? I'm kinda bored.

Music is so much better in this year than 2007. Wow.

This town is boring. And there is not a single solitary force policing the vampire population around here. I wish to return home. Now.

This place is tripping.