storybrooke: main comm

I'm sorry. I'm not trying to piss on anyone's cheerio's or diminish your dead or feelings about loved ones who have died. I'm a Valkyrie. I deal in death. So one can understand why I can't get all teary eyed over every person who passes on.

That being said, when is everyone going to stop acting shocked and upset and confused whenever a dead relative shows up here? This place might as well be Hel. Or Valhalla. It's like a hotel for those that have passed on and yet we can still somehow see and interact with. It's happened a lot. It's no longer a new thing. Can the 'ohmigod how are you here!? you DIED' reactions stop now?

I swear to everything holy, when I find out who is taking these children, my daughter, I'm going to turn you inside out before I let them kill you.

I may no longer be a vampire, but I can assure you I can still cause as much wrath, if not more, if my younger relatives and my daughter aren't returned immediately.

Whoever it is, you can either stop being cowardly and fess up to your mistakes, or I will find you on my own. This is your last chance at any mercy.

Who: Chapin and Andre
What: Hanging
Where: The docks
When: During Chapin's last class.
Warning: It's Chapin.

( Walking could be so overrated sometimes.  )

WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS????

Sorry. Everyone else is doing the 'all-caps' thing, and I was watching a Game of Thrones marathon, and inspiration hit.

Man alive... everyone around here is going BATSHIT!

I haven't seen this many kids in danger since the Neverland Ranch was open.

Speaking of which... how did we not see that coming??? Michael had been warning us about himself for YEARS! Through his album titles!

"Off The Wall". "Thriller". "Bad". "Dangerous".

HE WAS WARNING US TO KEEP OUR KIDS AWAY FROM HIM!!!

We need to get together on this. There are far too many going missing, and we are all searching in small groups. There are more than enough of us to created a very united front.

Niklaus, we will need the manor for a meeting. Let's do this today. I am quite finished seeing our own falling prey to this person. We are better than this.

I see people are continuing to mess with the Mikaelsons. How original. No one's ever done that before.

20 already.
Damn, time flies by.

Is my birthday canceled because of the bad people taking family?

What the--

I was just at Royal Court. Christian and I have a class in an hour.

From New Orleans to... wherever this Storybrooke is.

I'm pretty sure that whoever took me has a death wish.

That... was the strangest thing that has ever happened to me.

But another place? Really? How had I forgotten abo-- We're not just acting as though we're married, we're really eng--

Has anyone seen my husband? Neal, are you here?

I have never seen magic like this before. Perhaps I can learn something from it.

Jem? Are you here?

What the hell? Mon Dieu, I didn't even do anything that would bring me here!
Louis, mon cher? Are you here?

I heard there were Mikaelsons here.

Does someone want to explain to me what a snow globe is?

Regina? Any idea how or why I'm back?

I have tried really damn hard to stay out of things and keep the ass kicking to a minimum since I have been here because there has been no call for me to break out the weapons and start going after people.

But kidnapping children?!

I draw the line at that.

Give the children back to their parents because you really don't want me to find you... and I will. It's in my job description.


[Filtered to the Families of the Missing Children]

You don't know me and I don't know any of you, but I want to help. I just want to know who's who so I don't accidentally go after the wrong person.


[Filtered to Angel and Spike]

It's hunting season.