SAFE AS HOUSES --- communication network

While I must say that I'm neither proud of nor comfortable with my present situation I do fear that yours is worse, Adelle dear. Would anybody care to explain to me what's going on?

MADELINE: ---enough rice to last us two weeks, but that's about it. We're lucky that was salvaged. Almost everything, gone...

QUEBEC: I'll keep it rationed.

MADELINE: Did you check the containers in the corner?

QUEBEC: The ones that weren't melted still had food in 'em just fine... 'cept some of it cooked. We got mostly melted sugar in those.

MADELINE: Quebec? I know you like baking sweets for everyone, but... with the rations as they are...

QUEBEC: No... no, I got it. I won't...

MADELINE: Damn it.

QUEBEC: What?

MADELINE: Rationing is off. I based my numbers off who we originally had, but with all of these new people I didn't factor... I didn't work with the new numbers.

QUEBEC: So how much time before we really run out?

MADELINE: The rice will ... I mean, rough guess? Ten days. But beyond that, if we find uses for the odd non-perishables left... the rest of the food will be gone in four.

ATTENTION:

THERE IS A FIRE IN THE FOOD STORAGE ROOM. I NEED HELP. NOW. ALL EXTINGUISHERS, WATER, AND HURRY.

What's up, moody French man?

I suggest we host a social function. For the staff.

Oh god...

She can't be dead! She just can't!

Oh god...professor! Please, say it isn't true!

There has been another murder!!!

Liquore, liquore per favore! Smettere di essere tale asini pigro e prendermi qualcosa da bere. Io non ci si può aspettare - I cannot be expected to deal with this kind of a, a, tragedy! Ho un mal di testa.

I have six nipples.

AHH. Look at that. This feels so good.

Hey, janitor guy, want to have sex? I heard you need a lay.

While everyone is feeling truthsome, maybe we should play ten fingers.