Long after the residents of the mansion had retired for the night, a commotion rose from the conservatory. It was where Death had set up his quarters; Doctors Claire Saunders and Julian Frost had made it their morgue. Two bodies lay on the table and the room stank of preservatives. Saunders was overcome with grief at the death of yet another colleague, but Julian was steely in his repose.
"Perhaps," She had mused, "
Perhaps this is a murder." She was gesturing towards the body of Mike Masters. "After all, it would be foolish of me to deny!" He was shot in the face.
Julian took a long draw on his pipe, looking with disdain at the scene before him. "Perhaps?" He had scoffed, twirling a scalpel absently between his fingers, "Of course it was, just look at the blasted scene. Foolish, yes, it would be foolish, doctor. Just as it would be to ignore the fact that the first death was undeniably a homicide!"
"This man was not murdered!" She cried in despair, clutching her hand to her heart as she staggered around the table to once again examine the countenance of her deceased friend. "I assure you wholeheartedly, Mister Frost, I have examined him again and again and I have found not one sign of foul play!"
"Have you really?" He murmured, running his finger over the chart that lay on the table beside the unfortunate soul. "Not a single sign." And with that he thrust an accusatory finger in her general direction; "J'accuse!"He bellowed, "And j'accuse again! How could you have missed the supply of your very own neurotoxins pumping though his veins! A supply, might I add, that only
you, the town doctor, could access!"
"Sir I assure you, I had
no hand in this, and unless you have, I don't see how that could possibly be!" Saunders replied in her passive way, pressing her hand to her temple in a fluster of emotion. "I have found no evidence of these
neurotoxins you so tempestuously insist exist. No evidence, sir, and yet you rabble on. Perhaps! Perhaps you are merely trying to frame me for a crime not my own. Perhaps you are the murderer."
"Don't play the jester, Saunders, you know what this means!" Slowly, hesitantly, and very dramatically, he announced his conclusion. "If it was not you, nor I ... then
who?"
These were the events that lead to the screaming match they found themselves in now, Saunders advocating their own innocence and Frost vehemently insisting it had indeed been murder. Their argument was so loud and passionate that it drew the attention of their housemates.