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Dec. 7th, 2009

[info]miniroyce

My stomach hurts and I'm bored.

Dec. 3rd, 2009

[info]minifox

What the hell?

Nov. 13th, 2009

[info]miniroyce

OMGOMG! I got my body back!

But now I'm short again. Boo.

Nov. 9th, 2009

[info]earnestoscar

HEEEEEY. Guess what.

I've got stuff. I've got a lot of stuff. I've got stuff that you want! Or stuff you might want BACK, I don't know. I don't know who any of this belongs to. But you can get it for the low low low price of your day's food rations!

Currently available:
→ 1 computer mouse
→ 6 pairs underwear (male & female)
→ 2 lipsticks (frosty plum & tickled pink!)
→ 1 nail polish (cherries in the snow)
→ 1 left sneaker (Nike)
→ 6 pens (various brands)
→ 4 pencils (various condition)
→ book about pandas
→ book about flowers
→ 5 rolls toilet paper
→ 3 bars soap
→ 1 bottle "fresh gardenia" spray
→ 1 half-empty bottle of wine (red, something French)
→ 1 Twinkie wrapper (ate the Twinkie)
→ 2 forks
→ 1 coffee mug
→ 1 copy Playboy magazine (Mr. Ballard?)
→ 1 collection of gay erotica (Jaaaaaaack)
→ 1 part of something electronic I don't know what
→ 4 toothbrushes
→ 1 vibrator (ooh la la)
→ 4 credit cards with names: Edward Anderson, Kennedy-Grace Johnston, Ozymandias Vick
→ $7.91 in change
→ $28 in paper bills
→ 1 teddy bear


Come and get it! One day's food rations for your choice of item!

Nov. 5th, 2009

[info]worldimplodes

I want my body back!