Redux: an AU Harry Potter RPG

Greetings and Happy New Year's Eve! Carli here bringing you Hermione Granger. I recognize many of you from past games, so yay reunion! :D

I've been listening to WAY too much Hamilton so SOMEBODY DROP A BEAT AND HERE WE GOOOOO

Dis frizzy girl right here her name's Hermione Granger,
She loves dem books and doesn't really seek out danger,
In dis AU she never had that crucial moment,
Where trolls attacked and Voldemort became an opponent,
Never fought a Dark Lord or got Polyjuiced (meow!)
But Minnie got dat Time Turner to give her a boost,
And Granger still went on a House Elf crusade,
Made sure they were cared for and they got paid,
Did all she could at Hogwarts to prove purists wrong,
Her dentist parents still meant that she did belong,
Still dat bookish Muggleborn wit all dat knowledge,
She prolly coulda wound up at some bomb-ass Muggle college,
But dis witch had some dreams of the wizarding sort,
She kicked NEWT ass, no she didn't come up short,
Served 3 years at the Ministry defending creatures' rights,
But Granger had other dreams in her sights,
Department of Mysteries she's hollerin' at you,
Workin' overtime to prove herself to be true,
One day she'll earn that Unspeakable name,
And maybe it'll happen in game (ooooh!)!!

[[ETA: Should probably mention still Gryffindor '98, Prefect & Head Girl!]]

Friends?? Especially canon-friends, would love to work out new dynamics and backstories! Academic rivals? She hasn't had MUCH dating experience, but totally open there, too! Feel free to hit me up on AIM (meriinspants) or hermiionejgranger@gmail.com. Super stoked to write with you! :D