RAC IC for The Warrant

[TEQUILA SUNRISE]

Family check-in. How are you all recovering? Let me know if there is anything you need or want that I can help with. I am thinking about a quick detour to visit Tijuana, as well, if anyone wants to come along.

Also: everyone sign up for Kirby's Secret Santa trade. That's an order!

[TRACEY]

Mija, do you have a moment to talk?

[CAPTAINS]

Poker night this Sunday if you are in Ganymede. My quarters. No excuses!

OKAY WHICH MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS SHIP HAS THAT HORRIBLE RINGTONE

i was sleeping after a very intense session of rolling on the engines

reports from pluto are primitive at best (could they have made it further away for comms? probably. it's a nightmare), but good news: guess who miiiight be coming home this week?

FILTERED TO ANYA.

Hey, I heard you guys were caught up by the ISSP here on Mars? Is that true? Are you okay? I can't get any fucking information from the RAC on it. Do I need to bust you out of jail? I can bust you out of jail. Fuck the ISSP.

FILTERED TO THE TEQUILA SUNRISE, BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TODAY, + CLOSE FRIENDS.

So my sister was arrested, apparently! Because the world makes no fucking sense! Also the rest of the Kamikaze, I guess. And Jaime thought he had a weird weekend.

[Whiskey Sour + Tequila Sunrise + Kajal + London]

okay so sorry about everything. I did not expect to get locked inside a bathroom of all things but my fault completely. I am never going drinking in the Sunrise again jsyk

[Liam]

sorry about saying that those things

who taught the appletini pilots how not to fucking drive

Congratulations for your hard work and good fortune, B52. Don't spend the reward all at once!

[TEQUILA SUNRISE]

You can take the week off while we are stranded on Mars for the the ship repairs, but don't wander far. I'll let you know the moment we are ready to go, and we'll pick up the first worthwhile bounty. My apologies for your thin wallets. If anyone needs a loan for the week, I have a few woolongs I can offer.

[LONDON WALLACE]

How fast can we get our parts and a new bounty, would you say? Generous estimate, my friend.

[Tequila Sunrise]

So I think our lost little lamb is genuinely fearing for his bacon (yeah I know sheep = mutton but it didn't have the same ring). Motion to lay off the human sacrifice jokes for a while y/n?

[Jaime]

Hanging in there okay?

[Alex]

Not that I would blame you if you'd prefer for us to keep him but it seems to me that without your navigator, you're going nowhere fast?

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[TO] "Jaime Tyburn"
[FROM] "Tracey Dawes"

[1/1] JAIME Jaime are you still on board?

[Tequila Sunrise]

Whoever it is in the bathroom. I can hear your banging and the door is muffling your shouts. I'll get the door unjammed in a minute. Just hang tight, kay? Hope you have your comm device with you at least so I can know who it is.