RAC IC for The Warrant

CAPTAINS (& ACTING CAPTAINS) + REPORTING OFFICERS.

We received word from the Singapore Sling on Pluto. I'm actually at a loss for

There [........] is a situation. Right now, it will require a very calm recall of all starships to HQ unless currently docked.

NICOLA.

how much longer do i need to be on these dumb crutches

CAMPBELL, SOL, COLT.

so the trap almost ate my leg but i can tell everyone i wrestled with a wolf

LIAM.

eye heard you got messed up in europa

Mama Family

So here's to a quieter and easier mission next time.

Also sorry you should know by now that this time of year is pretty shit for me no matter how much I pretend otherwise.

WHISKEY SOUR.

hi everyone, how are you holding up? anyone need anything? i have two arms if anyone's looking for a hug or five.

JIM.

hey sweetheart, how's interim captaincy?

NICOLA.

thanks for checking up on them, and jim. you didn't have to.

[TO] "James Wu"
[FROM] "Nicola Acquarone"

[1/1] Hi. Nicola Acquarone here, captain of the Bahama Mama. Got word that your captain and navigator are both out for the count and one of your killjoys in hospital. My crew's staying put for the time being so if there's anything you or the rest of your ship need, just say the word.
[2/2] [...] Hope they haven't given you too many forms to fill out.

Even with the destruction, the view of Earth is still pretty spectacular.

I do not advise coming here for a bounty, but it was worth the trip, this time. The Tequila Sunrise has apprehended one of the politicians who is heavily implicated in the Astral Gate incident that cost billions of lives and drove us and our parents from their home. It is never more clear than when you are standing in the ruins of a beautiful city how important it is to bring the people who caused this tragedy to justice.

We will see you all in a few days. Long trip home.

[LONDON + TS]

We are a little bit worse for wear, this time. Did you know there are crazy doomsdayers living beneath Paris, in the catacombs? Neither did we.

If you wish to alert the media, let us know. Not all of us should be on camera right now. We should be back by the 15th.

Public service announcement: Do not introduce your crew to your fathers. Baby pictures get involved and you start to suspect your dignity is permanently down for the count.

[Bahama Mama]

Which is to say, Dad and Pop say you're all welcome back anytime.

Especially "That lovely gentleman with the dark hair, stunning eyes, and ass you could bounce a woolong off of" which... I'm honestly not sure if that was Sol or Nicola and frankly I wasn't going to ask them to clarify and make the conversation even more awkward.

[Zwei]

How're you feeling?

How's everyone doing? Check in.

[Euphie]

I hear you got what you were looking for. Going back to your ghosts?

[Bahama Mama]

Good work everyone. The vet says we can get some pictures with the little guy before she takes him away.

[London]

Got them both after a couple of nights camping out. Secured on board. Zwei got caught in a bear trap and is getting some medical attention from Colt's parents before we head back to HQ.

[Nice Guy Navigator Club]

First outing was a success. How did you guys do?

Lea's fine.

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Looking like we may need to postpone book club.

[Bahama Mama]

London's got another bounty for us on the books. Yellow level on Callisto, involves poaching of endangered wild animals, usually when they're cubs or whatever, to serve in the private zoos of the very rich, and the locals aren't too happy about what's going on in their backyard, so we won't be getting too much hassle from them at least. In fact, it's a rare union between them and that singer Riley Cyrus, who is footing the bounty on this. 4 million woolongs. We've also got a couple of (legal) hunters who would be helping us track them. Thoughts?