RAC IC for The Warrant

Guess who's coming home today?

[pic of Liam flipping the camera off]

a man was driving a black car. his lights were off. the moon shown no light, there were no streetlights. not even a single star in the sky. a cat was in the middle of the road. how did he know to stop?

Making this update on behalf of everyone's favourite navigator who is "platonically irresistible" and can't find his way out of a toilet: Hyde is conscious and accepting visitors. Don't know whether or not he'll accept you until you show up, but brownies, fake moustaches and eye patches seem to help.

[Jaime]

Get some rest, idiot.

B52

Our captain is at the hospital, Grace is with him. [...] He is resting. He-

How are we doing on injuries?

GRACE

If When he wakes up, let me know, please. Will come by later, let me know if you need anything.

KILLIAN

What do you need to know? A report? I'll be taking care of the ship until Captain Vance recovers. It was a promise.

EUPHIE
MATHIAS & EUPHIE
MATHIAS & ELY
EUPHIE

i'm going to report myself to HQ when we're on ganymede next

IRELAND, LEA, JAIME & SOL.

the sling is going back to pluto, today. i don't know when we'll be home but it shouldn't be a month. sorry this is sudden.

sol, watch over my sister for me?

NOVAKS.

i love you. i'll be back before you know it.

GRACE.

i think that outing will have to wait, sorry.

[Bahama Mama]

Good work everyone. The vet says we can get some pictures with the little guy before she takes him away.

[London]

Got them both after a couple of nights camping out. Secured on board. Zwei got caught in a bear trap and is getting some medical attention from Colt's parents before we head back to HQ.

[Nice Guy Navigator Club]

First outing was a success. How did you guys do?

Lea's fine.

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B52 (lionel is included from now on!!!).

[.....] Been a while since the last open Europa warrant.

SAWYER.

I didn't ever thank you for the Secret Santa, did I? And we're already into January. Let's pretend it didn't take me three weeks.

GRACE.

Before either of our ships take off in the near future, let me know when you have a free evening.

IRELAND.

Hey.

MATHIAS.

How [....] are the dreams lately?

To whom it may concern: Thank you for the dragon fire cracker left ignited on my desk. When security has scoured through camera footage, please accept a token of my appreciation.*

B52.

As of this morning, you will be welcoming one Lionel Owen aboard your ship as a probationary RRI candidate until the 3rd of May this year (2073). He is under no condition to be treated with disrespect, as per agency policy, and any indiscretions committed against him are punishable by suspension. In this probationary period, he is to be treated as a full-fledged member of your crew regardless of skill level. He will introduce himself to you all shortly.

Questions and concerns may be directed to myself or Captain Vance. Have a good day.

LIONEL.

I trust you have reviewed the company handbook, Owen?

(* do i even have to clarify she's being sarcastic, bc... )

Did you know: decades ago on Earth, the city of New York used to have a "ball drop" that up to a million people would squish in to watch happen downtown on New Year's Eve? Up to a million. And that's not counting the people around the world who watched it on the television. We should make a custom like that! Director Phan! RAC ball drop 2073!

Happiest of new year wishes to you all, by the way. :)

MEDICS.

If anyone would like to stock up on new equipment or supplies, we got a giant shipment in last night. I have so much gauze, cotton swabs and disposable syringes that I don't know what to do with them.

By the way, you should all come in for a physical. Dr. Gonzalez says so. ♡