RAC IC for The Warrant

[TO] "James Wu"
[FROM] "Nicola Acquarone"

[1/1] Hi. Nicola Acquarone here, captain of the Bahama Mama. Got word that your captain and navigator are both out for the count and one of your killjoys in hospital. My crew's staying put for the time being so if there's anything you or the rest of your ship need, just say the word.
[2/2] [...] Hope they haven't given you too many forms to fill out.

[TO] "Castor"
[FROM] "Kirby"

[1/1] My ex lost an eye during the bounty. I'm in a taxi. I don't know whether I should request time off or not yet. Sorry.

[TO] kstracke@rac.net
[FROM] kcopeland@rac.net

Hi. How's my leave looking?

TO: ireland
FROM: jude

[1/2] It's not like you to be so quiet before Xmas
[2/2] Everything ok?

TO: WS
FROM: ME ME ME

[1/7] who the fuck is in the freezer
[2/7] ok there is someone in he freezer
[3/7] if its someone else with nurse chick theyre getting shot in the face
[4/7] shooting people in the face is exhausting
[5/7] but also relaxing
[6/7] kira where the fuck are you
[7/7] youll miss all the fun ok hurry up

TO: noa
FROM: me

(1/7) yo
(2/7) yooo
(3/7) where are youuu
(4/7) please tell me because people are saying youre unaccounted for ha ha
(5/7) i was like she's probably just sleeping or got a dead battery or maybe she's eating a 3 foot long sub sandwich, that takes both hands!!!
(6/7) where are you
(7/7) [...] noa?

TO: WS
FROM: me

hey where's noa

TO: 68 food crew
FROM: me

(1/3) yo check in where are you guys
(2/3) kirby i know youre off ship, you good???
(3/3) noa's not with you guys right

TO: mathias
FROM: jude

[.....] Hey.

TO: precious babby sister
FROM: insufferable big brother

Did you ever catch your bounty?

TO: ireland
FROM: jude

How's that apartment hunting going? Also how

TO: dae
FROM: jude

Hey kiddo. I wanted to check in, how's the knee?

[TO] "68" (group)
[FROM] "Kirby"

[1/2] I'll be staying with my friends for the next while if anyone needs me.
[2/2] My other, actor friends that is. You guys know I love you.

[TO] ksingh@rac.net
[FROM] kcopeland@rac.net

Hi Kajal, I know that I'm not on either of your crews or anything, but I was wondering if I could get some professional advice sometime at your convenience.

TO: jimmy 💀

[1/6] i'm bored where are you let's drink
[2/6] starting without you
[3/6] bloody fucking shit i look so good right now
[4/6] hang on
[5/6] [three topless selfies in quick succession with expressions of varied seriousness]
[6/6] [........] shIT WRONG NUMBER

TO: jaime 👽

[1/3] oh fuck
[2/3] i may've just sent jim tit pics by accident
[3/3] can you go delete them before he reads them and gets pissed off at me thanks

[TO] d-man
[FROM] me

[1/1] oi where the fuck are you everything smells like fish

[TO] "Jaime Tyburn"
[FROM] "Tracey Dawes"

[1/1] JAIME Jaime are you still on board?