RAC IC for The Warrant

FILTERED TO WHISKEY SOUR.

hey guys. uhhh good work on the bounty. alex got a pretty bad crack on the head so he's still, you know, resting or whatever. i'm helping him out with paperwork and stuff so don't worry about it, it'll get done. and i won't file it wrong like i did that one time with the artillery req obviously we probably shouldn't take any bounties or anything for a while... but we should have enough money from this one to get us through i think?? and to spruce up the ship some, maybe. i think we need some repairs...

oh uhhh i guess someone in hq told my mom i got shot haha so if she somehow gets into hq to murder me please hold her off while i run away

FILTERED TO RHIA.

heyyy

fucked up bounty, huh

[Kajal]

Can I get some time off? I need to do some stuff. Liam

[Whiskey Sour]

Guys I'll be with Liam at HQ. He's still unconscious. You're all ok with Alex and Gemma right? Cause idk how long I'll be here

[Kirby]

Babe Liam got really hurt. You should be here too.

[Whiskey Sour]

so

The holidays are the worst New Year Resolutions. Does anyone still do those?

[Whiskey Sour]

Because I feed into stereotypes, I have new lollipops. Ten flavors.

[Noa]

I have an extra stash for us.

TO: WS
FROM: ME ME ME

[1/7] who the fuck is in the freezer
[2/7] ok there is someone in he freezer
[3/7] if its someone else with nurse chick theyre getting shot in the face
[4/7] shooting people in the face is exhausting
[5/7] but also relaxing
[6/7] kira where the fuck are you
[7/7] youll miss all the fun ok hurry up

WHISKEY SOUR.

[......] i know, the timing on this is crap. i've had this red warrant sitting for a while, if you want it, but let me make it clear that you're absolutely 100% not obligated to take it. i can reassign it to the singapore sling no problem.

TO: noa
FROM: me

(1/7) yo
(2/7) yooo
(3/7) where are youuu
(4/7) please tell me because people are saying youre unaccounted for ha ha
(5/7) i was like she's probably just sleeping or got a dead battery or maybe she's eating a 3 foot long sub sandwich, that takes both hands!!!
(6/7) where are you
(7/7) [...] noa?

TO: WS
FROM: me

hey where's noa

TO: 68 food crew
FROM: me

(1/3) yo check in where are you guys
(2/3) kirby i know youre off ship, you good???
(3/3) noa's not with you guys right

[Whiskey Sour + Tequila Sunrise + Kajal + London]

okay so sorry about everything. I did not expect to get locked inside a bathroom of all things but my fault completely. I am never going drinking in the Sunrise again jsyk

[Liam]

sorry about saying that those things

WHISKEY SOUR.

GUYS, GUYS

CAN WE GO?????????????????? O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN??? LIAM ARE YOU SOBER???

[DANTE]

dork its time to clean the engines, well you will clean and i will sit on you.

[WHISKEY SOUR]

alex, i love you

the rest of you i love a little less. except for kira. maybe jim. i dont know.

someone buy me alcohol my supply ran out.

[KIRBY]

haha you stuck your tongue down my throat i knew you still liked me