RAC IC for The Warrant

Mama Family

So here's to a quieter and easier mission next time.

Also sorry you should know by now that this time of year is pretty shit for me no matter how much I pretend otherwise.

Public service announcement: Do not introduce your crew to your fathers. Baby pictures get involved and you start to suspect your dignity is permanently down for the count.

[Bahama Mama]

Which is to say, Dad and Pop say you're all welcome back anytime.

Especially "That lovely gentleman with the dark hair, stunning eyes, and ass you could bounce a woolong off of" which... I'm honestly not sure if that was Sol or Nicola and frankly I wasn't going to ask them to clarify and make the conversation even more awkward.

[Zwei]

How're you feeling?

[Bahama Mama]

Good work everyone. The vet says we can get some pictures with the little guy before she takes him away.

[London]

Got them both after a couple of nights camping out. Secured on board. Zwei got caught in a bear trap and is getting some medical attention from Colt's parents before we head back to HQ.

[Nice Guy Navigator Club]

First outing was a success. How did you guys do?

Lea's fine.

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Looking like we may need to postpone book club.

[Bahama Mama]

London's got another bounty for us on the books. Yellow level on Callisto, involves poaching of endangered wild animals, usually when they're cubs or whatever, to serve in the private zoos of the very rich, and the locals aren't too happy about what's going on in their backyard, so we won't be getting too much hassle from them at least. In fact, it's a rare union between them and that singer Riley Cyrus, who is footing the bounty on this. 4 million woolongs. We've also got a couple of (legal) hunters who would be helping us track them. Thoughts?

Ugh people.

I probably shouldn't have drunk all that much. It seemed like a good idea at the time?

Bamamama

I didn't do anything stupid did I?

Book club meeting on the 11th. 7:00 pm at Mag's Diner. We're reading Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn, which is an old Earth thriller if you want to catch up to us. I'm not done yet but someone else might have a copy to lend you.

[Bahama Mama]

As far as I know there's been no leads on our kidnappers from last month, so don't rest easy just yet. If you've got somewhere to be, I can take you.

[Bahama Mama]

With the family until the 27th. Be good. Don't give Gizmo any milk unless it's that special pet store shit, he's lactose intolerant.

Also I'm bringing back some smoked salmon so don't eat up too much before dinner.

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Bahama Mama

I was thinking of putting together a good dinner tonight. Any requests?


Eden

Situation resolved.

isn't it too early to think about christmas presents? i usually buy mine the day before. or, occasionally, never.

[BAHAMA MAMA CREW]

hey injured medic, how's the hospital? has any of the nurses hit on you yet while we're out here trying to avenge you?

[MAMA'S FAMILY]

Captain, will we be disembarking? Reading the dossier, I have to admit the fake priest angle this guy has taken is a bit... unsavory. I feel like locking him up would be something of a moral victory.

If we do go... Zwei, I think it's your turn to drive.