RAC IC for The Warrant

The holidays are the worst New Year Resolutions. Does anyone still do those?

[Whiskey Sour]

Because I feed into stereotypes, I have new lollipops. Ten flavors.

[Noa]

I have an extra stash for us.

[Pretend this went up on Christmas, I had some computer trouble]

BEST. GIFT. EVER.

I DON'T KNOW WHO DID IT BUT YOU ARE THE BEST AND I LOVE YOU.


[Engineers]
No one would happen to have any 1/4" vortex sprocket axels I could borrow? And by borrow I mean... have. It's for my leg, Lucille. The old one's wearing out.

B52.

saint nic has a late gift if you're looking for a reason to get off ganymede. director phan wants this one wrapped up before the new year. fifty mil, red level.

[warrant attached, surprise it's lionel]

HECTOR.

got the nicest mug for christmas. i'm pretty sure it's because copeland doesn't appreciate my sense of humor.

[......] by the way, your sister

FILTERED TO KAMIKAZE.

Suit up. We're headed to Io.

When you pick up a belated Christmas present from your ex's parents, and it's a bunch of handmade sweets you used to eat by the handful when you stayed over at their place for Christmas. [...] That sentence ran away from me. It's still awkward.

Someone take this off my hands? I'm sure it'll keep.