RAC IC for The Warrant

[TO] d-man
[FROM] me

[1/1] oi where the fuck are you everything smells like fish

reports from pluto are primitive at best (could they have made it further away for comms? probably. it's a nightmare), but good news: guess who miiiight be coming home this week?

[Whiskey Sour + Tequila Sunrise + Kajal + London]

okay so sorry about everything. I did not expect to get locked inside a bathroom of all things but my fault completely. I am never going drinking in the Sunrise again jsyk

[Liam]

sorry about saying that those things

everything is so dull

let's play a drinking game

never have i ever shit my pants

FILTERED TO THE KAMIKAZE.

Reports and paperwork on the incident with the ISSP due on my desk by 2300.

While I expect this will make its way around the RAC in short order, try to keep salacious details to a minimum. Yes, Jones, I mean you.

We'll dock in Ganymede tonight. Take a few days to recover. We'll move from there.

FILTERED TO ANYA, SAWYER.

A moment from either of you.

FILTERED TO HECTOR.

I want to know who exactly called the ISSP on us. [...] And that woman on the docks, as we were leaving.

FILTERED TO ANYA.

Hey, I heard you guys were caught up by the ISSP here on Mars? Is that true? Are you okay? I can't get any fucking information from the RAC on it. Do I need to bust you out of jail? I can bust you out of jail. Fuck the ISSP.

FILTERED TO THE TEQUILA SUNRISE, BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TODAY, + CLOSE FRIENDS.

So my sister was arrested, apparently! Because the world makes no fucking sense! Also the rest of the Kamikaze, I guess. And Jaime thought he had a weird weekend.