RAC IC for The Warrant

[Captain Reggie]

Did you get your clothes back in order? I left them at the dry-cleaner after Halloween. [...] Thank you again, it worked.

[DANTE]

dork its time to clean the engines, well you will clean and i will sit on you.

[WHISKEY SOUR]

alex, i love you

the rest of you i love a little less. except for kira. maybe jim. i dont know.

someone buy me alcohol my supply ran out.

[KIRBY]

haha you stuck your tongue down my throat i knew you still liked me

WHISKEY SOUR.

GUYS, GUYS

CAN WE GO?????????????????? O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN??? LIAM ARE YOU SOBER???

[TO] "Alex Darrigan"
[FROM] "Tracey Dawes"

[1/3] Hello it's me, the daughter of the one-time bane of your existence >:]
[2/3] We of the Tequila Sunrise have kidnapped your navigator in the name of shots with lime and salt
[3/3] So he will not be making it back tonight but will be returned fed and watered at a later date, just so you know