| Challenge #44 - Crackfic |
[Dec. 20th, 2007|04:36 am] |
TITLE: "SUPER LOAD" (I suck with titles.)
AUTHOR: Doppelganger44
TIMELINE: Anytime during Season 1
LENGTH: 5 drabbles
A/N: Ahm, hmmmm, I hope these drabbles are funny. They were not beta'd by the way.
ALL 5 CONDOMS GOES TO KINNEY.
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[Dec. 20th, 2007|07:11 am] |
Title: Hunter's Christmas
Author: Foreverbm
Timeline: Season 3
Condom: Michael
Hunter pulled the Christmas lights from the huge box of decorations he had found in the storage cupboard.
He sat on the floor, untangling them, wondering how the hell he had gotten talked into helping Ben and Michael decorate the house.
Christmas to him had always meant less tricks, less money, harder to find a warm bed for the night.
He was unsure what this first Christmas in his new home would bring, but whatever it was, he knew it would be the first happy Christmas he had experienced for a long time.
Perhaps it was worth celebrating after all. |
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| Challenge #44 - Crackfic |
[Dec. 20th, 2007|04:32 pm] |
Title: Caught Out
Author: Foreverbm
Timeline: Any
A/N: I have no idea if this is classed as crack! </a></strong></a>![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) vlredreign said that crack was OOC and funny, so I hope this is something like it.
and how the hell do I get rid of that html coding before someones name when I credit them please.....
Condom: Michael
Ben walked into the living room, gazing in amazement at the table, which was set to perfection, candles sending flickers of light around the room, dishes of food elegantly displayed.
“Michael?”
“Yeah”
“Who did all of this?”
“Me of course!”
Ben looked at him skeptically
“Mmmm…..”
“What!”
“Nothing baby…it’s just that…..”
“What?”
“Nothing”
“Come and eat then!”
The ringing of the phone interrupted them, Ben answered, listening intently to the voice at the other end.
“Who was that?” Michael asked, when he replaced the receiver.
“The restaurant, they said they forgot to give you one of the dishes you ordered” |
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| Challenge #44: Crack |
[Dec. 20th, 2007|05:48 pm] |
Justin is a Rap Star
Timeline: Post-513
Summary: Justin becomes a rap star. Brian isn’t too pleased.
A/N: I know, I know. I should never become a songwriter.
Condom: 5 to Justin
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| Whore In A Hoody |
[Dec. 20th, 2007|06:27 pm] |
Title: Hustler!Justin XXIX (Whore in a Hoody)
Author: Vamphile
Condom(s): Four to Justin
|Hustler!Justin | II | III | IV| V | VI | VII | VIII | IX | X | XI | XII | XIII | XIV | XV | XVI | XVII | XVIII | XIX | XX | XXI | XXII | XXIII | XXIV | XXV | XXVI | XXVII | XXVIII |
Hustler Justin XXIX
Whore In A Hoody
He cleans up the pizza and walks the box to the trash. He spends another forty minutes making sure every crumb and scrap of packing material is gone. I stop him when he pulls out the vacuum cleaner a second time. “Justin.”
“It can’t look lived in.”
“You live here.”
“I live there” he points to his room.
“That’s why you don’t sit on the furniture?”
“I’m just not used to it.”
“To what?”
“Using it. Isaac…”
He trails off and leaves me with the image of him sitting at Isaac’s feet like a puppy never allowed on the sofa.
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| Challenge #44 - Crack |
[Dec. 20th, 2007|08:56 pm] |
Title: Cast Aside
Timeline: Never!!
Author: Someone who calls herself Philflam
Condom: Brian, despite the story
OK, you asked for crack. To me crack is completely OOC - well, believe me, this is OOC. I threw in a misspelling just to see if you're paying attention. I can't believe I have the nerve to post this.
Brian and Justin went sailing on Leo’s sailboat and they were thrown overboard. Brian almost drowned but Justin, being a strong swimmer, managed to get them both to land.
They found a bottle; Brain started rubbing it along Justin’s cock.
“Hey, watch it, I’m a genie, not a fairy,” said a voice from the bottle. “Now you get 3 wishes.”
“I wish I was straight so I could have my true love, Lindsay.”
“What?” asked Brian. “Then I wish I was Lindsay.”
“One wish left.”
Justin and Lindsay began to kiss. Justin moaned, “I hope that I get pregnant.”
“Granted.”
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[Dec. 20th, 2007|08:58 pm] |
Title: The Replacment
Author: Foreverbm
Timeline: After season 2
A/N: This is not an easy challenge but </a></strong></a>xie_xie_xie said bad was good, so I tried and I think it's really bad.
Condom: Michael
Ben reached out for Michael, his hands coming in contact with what felt like a…….
“Michael, what the hell are you wearing?”
“Hello honey!”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……….who the fuck are you?”
“I’m your boy toy wonder”
“Where the hell is Michael”
“He’s been replaced.”
“What?”
“I’m the new updated version.”
He must be dreaming!
He poked tentatively at the silver caped figure, then pulled back the bed covers, a look of horror on his face at the matching silver tights.
“Whoever the fuck you are…get out of my head”
“I’m not in your head honey, I’m in your bed. Wanna fuck!”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………” |
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