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Oh dear God.

This can't be happening.

Fantastic!

Um . . . has anyone seen my wife?

( Sal )

( Bender )

Happy fucking Halloween to me.

I should seriously take requests more often!

Fifty bucks for singing some 80s covers? I could get used to this.

That's what I was missing all this time I was here. Detention!

Although getting detention, when I don't even go to school? That's gotta be a new personal best. Dick would be so proud of me.

Thanks for covering for me, dork. I owe you. How pissed off was the bossman anyway?

( Jubilee )

What the hell do you guys do for fun around here? This place ain't no Alphabet City!

Just plain old New York. Boooring.

You know, now that the Elders are out of the picture I have nothing of importance to do, I really miss my column. I wonder if there is a local magazine or newspaper in need of an experienced advice columnist? If not, I guess there's always the fortune telling gig. I don't think that's such a good idea though. I would look ridiculous in one of those muumuus.

Best. week. ever.

Hey, Dork. My boss finally gave me an answer. He said he'll give you a chance, but he's gonna wanna do all that interview bullshit first. It won't take long, assuming you're not an idiot. Actually, if you are, it'll be even shorter.

So, when can you show up?

Y'know, if I were a complete dork, I'd start singing something like "New York, New York." Thankfully for everyone around, I'm not, so you're safe.

Sadly, I don't think my hair is EVER gonna stop looking windblown, after everything.

Sal, you wanna come over later? I rented some 80s stuff.

Namely The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink: you know, the essentials for a sap like me.

I know I haven't posted on this thing lately. I've just been a little preoccupied and stuff. Because it doesn't matter when he's not here.

Aaaaaaaaand then it all trnd oraaaaaaaaaaaangeeeeeeeee smthn somethiing and more .. orange and BRITISH stuff

1 liek ornage but what i DO NO like at all is guyz srsly


they.... are just................ stupid

c3pt 4 tim tims rockin''

I don't like the summer. The heat makes people restless and impulsive, it makes them stupid. The long hot days and the long hot nights lead to sin and love and heartbreak.

The sun burns more than skin and summers always hurt before the winter freeze.

The cards hint at things lurking in the heat, plans that are slowly falling into place and pain. The cards always hint at pain. They have done ever since I got here.

I miss Cardiff.

I can think of so many things that are more interesting than working in a clothes shop, but at least it pays. It doesn't pay well, but I'll survive.

Gilly, we should do something. I'm thinking... margaritas. You game?

Hellooooooooooo, New York.

Miss me? And Timmy, dude, you still owe me those waffles, you loser.

And FINALLY- my sister Sally's coming. And she is one hot little mama, that will probably be in need of a few dates... So! Any takers? I have pictures. Of her in bikinis. In the case you're feeling that this is all one big plot for ME to find a date.

Like, I even need this thing to get one of you? Puh-lease.

You know who I love?

Black People. They really have so much to offer. And are just full of history.

And this month.. is the perfect month to celebrate their greatness. February is actually more than just chocolate and romance.


Power to the PEOPLE. HOLLA! Peace.