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Whoa. Okay, not really what I had in mind when I said I was lookin' for some action.

Anyone got a clue what the hell's going on?

B, I think we oughta be diggin' into this one. You in?

Oh dear God.

This can't be happening.

Um . . . has anyone seen my wife?

( Sal )

( Bender )

Happy fucking Halloween to me.

This is unsettling.

Wow, I see this place is crazy as ever.

Glad to know some things never change.

Y'know, if I were a complete dork, I'd start singing something like "New York, New York." Thankfully for everyone around, I'm not, so you're safe.

Sadly, I don't think my hair is EVER gonna stop looking windblown, after everything.

Well this is new. New apartment for a new start.

This is unexpected.

What the fuck...?

Oh this is not good. This is really not good.

Hellooooooooooo, New York.

Miss me? And Timmy, dude, you still owe me those waffles, you loser.

And FINALLY- my sister Sally's coming. And she is one hot little mama, that will probably be in need of a few dates... So! Any takers? I have pictures. Of her in bikinis. In the case you're feeling that this is all one big plot for ME to find a date.

Like, I even need this thing to get one of you? Puh-lease.