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oh my god my hed hurts

I BLAME TEH CAPTAIN

I would like to speak to Mr. Coppertone please. I will be waiting in my room.

OH MY GOD.

DID AARON CRASH OUR EXPERIMENTAL AIRPLANE?

He totes crashed our experimental airplane.

AARON STACK U ARE A ☠☠☠☠ ROBOT AND A DOUBLE ☠☠☠☠ PILOT!!!!!!!!!

ETA: WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL ON A PHONE WITH NO CONTACTS? sum1 give me ur numbers so I can drunk dial u later. idgaf who

I am King Tommen Baratheon, First of his Name, Lord of the Five Kingdoms, and I would like to know what is going on please?

I have read the letter but I have never heard of Notherville, nor of House Copperton. (It sounds like a Lannister bannerman, but I know all of them, and there is no such.)

Where did my tequila go?