'Nother 'Verse Network

So ... like, what the hell am I supposed to be doing? I'm not used to this whole 'relaxing' thing, usually when I get stolen off against my will, I should be escaping to stay alive... or saving someone, or fixing something.

Anyone need the clock on their blu-ray player reset?

Well, I didn't think it was possible, but this is definitely weirder than being kidnapped by aliens.

I would like to speak to Mr. Coppertone please. I will be waiting in my room.

In case anyone should need it, as I fear many of us are arriving at once, I am Thor but I am also known to Midgardians as Dr. Donald Blake. I can tend to you should you need medical care but please be patient as I am tending to the needs of mothers to be first. Thank you.

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Damn it! I'M GOING TO MISS BRAVE!

So I'm here because some cosmic genius named Coppertin, or Coppertop, or... whatever... decided I need a vacation? I didn't even get to bring my swim trunks.

Whatever, do I get Showtime...?

Mysterio, you owe me a movie ticket.