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Collective kings and queens and highborns, I would like to cordially invite you to a dinner.

Rapunzel and Hound and I would very much to have your presence in the garden, where we will discuss our lives. Apparently Mr. Copperpot is in charge but maybe we could be part of his Small council.

Yours,
Lady Sansa

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Heavy.

Uh, so uh... I just had the weirdest dream, where I was flying my car... and it crashed into this blue box, and I passed out, now I'm in a tropical bedroom talking through this thing?

... Right, so I'm not dreaming. ... So I hit a blue box.

If we are to be held here, we may as well be of good cheer. Bad enough to be trapped, without being trapped and miserable both.

I will take the air in the gardens. I welcome company.

Some copperknob gives me a free room and a load of shite at a private resort? Don't be fooled, this is prison.

Mãe de Deus. Someone better start explaining what the fuck just happened or there'll be head on pikes out front.

The gods have moved me again. But I am with Rapunzel and I am with Hound. If anyone reading this is a friend of the Starks, please let my family know I am alive and very safe.

I am King Tommen Baratheon, First of his Name, Lord of the Five Kingdoms, and I would like to know what is going on please?

I have read the letter but I have never heard of Notherville, nor of House Copperton. (It sounds like a Lannister bannerman, but I know all of them, and there is no such.)