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So, it appears we got ourselves a buncha babies comin! Rahne with three is one thing but Terry having a kid by Madrox? I think it's safe to say there may be multiples of that one if Jamie's power is passed down. Don't know how long we're all gonna be here together like this but supposin' it's a good while... yall know I'm good for any and all babysitting. I got all kinds of experience with the Guthrie clan being as big as it is!

That goes for anyone I haven't met yet that is expectin or gonna be sometime in the future. Rahne, we were gonna throw you a babyshower back on the ship but now I guess we can throw you and Terry one (and Loki? I hear you're expecting somehow so you too!) so if anyone wants to help me set that up, I'd appreciate it.

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Heavy.

Uh, so uh... I just had the weirdest dream, where I was flying my car... and it crashed into this blue box, and I passed out, now I'm in a tropical bedroom talking through this thing?

... Right, so I'm not dreaming. ... So I hit a blue box.

This is a serious waste of my time.

Oi dumbo, where the hell are you?

Not this crap again. Really, I mean who just spirits people away. First a bloody boat and now this. And no Doctor. Well not my Doctor. This is bloody ridiculous.

Don't know about any of you, but I'm getting a really big drink.

Did anyone ever watch LOST? Is that what this is?

So who has the worst story so far? I'm rooming with my evil cousin and my daughter is apparently knocked up my Jamie "Dead Man Walking" Madrox.

JAMIE MADROX IF YA AREN'T HERE YOU'RE DEAD WHEN YOU ARE!


Bloody bastard, this has to be his fault. It's always his fault.

Hi. I'm Sally. Sally Sparrow. Did the angels take me or is this something new?

He's literally screaming at me that there is two of him what

Mãe de Deus. Someone better start explaining what the fuck just happened or there'll be head on pikes out front.

My very dear, sweet Parker. I love you.

Will you bring me some toast?

This isn't going to do at all.

I'll be getting my TARDIS to work and taking everyone home in a moment. If you want to come, anyway.

...what just happened?

In case anyone should need it, as I fear many of us are arriving at once, I am Thor but I am also known to Midgardians as Dr. Donald Blake. I can tend to you should you need medical care but please be patient as I am tending to the needs of mothers to be first. Thank you.

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Damn it! I'M GOING TO MISS BRAVE!

So I'm here because some cosmic genius named Coppertin, or Coppertop, or... whatever... decided I need a vacation? I didn't even get to bring my swim trunks.

Whatever, do I get Showtime...?

Mysterio, you owe me a movie ticket.

I need tea.

Someone bring me tea. Ginger tea.

Did we crash when I fell asleep?

Okay is there a doctor here?