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I am not a technically a princess nor am I with child. I can drink copious amounts of alcohol but see no reason to do so. It's apparently frowned upon to wield a sword in public.

Basically what I'm asking is: what is there to do for fun around here?

What.


The fuck.

....

Heavy.

Uh, so uh... I just had the weirdest dream, where I was flying my car... and it crashed into this blue box, and I passed out, now I'm in a tropical bedroom talking through this thing?

... Right, so I'm not dreaming. ... So I hit a blue box.

What fresh hell is this?