'Nother 'Verse Network

Did anyone ever watch LOST? Is that what this is?

So who has the worst story so far? I'm rooming with my evil cousin and my daughter is apparently knocked up my Jamie "Dead Man Walking" Madrox.

JAMIE MADROX IF YA AREN'T HERE YOU'RE DEAD WHEN YOU ARE!


Bloody bastard, this has to be his fault. It's always his fault.

Some copperknob gives me a free room and a load of shite at a private resort? Don't be fooled, this is prison.