'Nother 'Verse Network

I miss my dog. Because he was actually mine, you know? I picked him out. And now he's not here.

There's no stupid bank here, there's no museum. Once again, I'm stuck without a damn thing to do. I swear I'm going to go mental trying to keep myself entertained. I DON'T DO WELL WITH BOREDOM. Taking everyone's underwear is so boring.

I need things to do. I can't do anything but this. This is the only thing I'm good at. This place is stupid.

Oh gods.

I was eating breakfast and Mommy came into the room and then he turned all white and he ran back out of the room and he locked himself in the bathroom and he won't come out!

I don't know what to do!

My very dear, sweet Parker. I love you.

Will you bring me some toast?

...

Damn it! I'M GOING TO MISS BRAVE!

So I'm here because some cosmic genius named Coppertin, or Coppertop, or... whatever... decided I need a vacation? I didn't even get to bring my swim trunks.

Whatever, do I get Showtime...?

Mysterio, you owe me a movie ticket.

I need tea.

Someone bring me tea. Ginger tea.

Oh for the love of ALL THAT IS HOLY AND PENGUINS.

THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.

SCREW YOUR STUPID LETTERS.