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Did anyone ever watch LOST? Is that what this is?

So who has the worst story so far? I'm rooming with my evil cousin and my daughter is apparently knocked up my Jamie "Dead Man Walking" Madrox.

Mãe de Deus. Someone better start explaining what the fuck just happened or there'll be head on pikes out front.

...what just happened?

I would like to speak to Mr. Coppertone please. I will be waiting in my room.