'Nother 'Verse Network

This week I

• Got my sword stolen by my uncle who is actually kind of cool
• Killed a bat and threw it into the hall, sorry werewolf dude
• Kissed a boy
• Avoided a party because I heard Weird Al. Tony always told me, never go with someone to a second location and if Weird Al is playing, go hide.

What do you know of poison?

Mommy's locked himself in his room again and he keeps shouting.

I'm really worried, uncle Thor. Are you and aunt Parker okay?

Hello, I'm Teddy.

Right, this place talks about magic very casually so I suppose it is safe to say that I am well versed in magic. I'm a wizard. It's fairly strange to be saying this using muggle technology, or that this technology works so well around an area so very thick with magic.

I don't quite know what else I'm meant to say or if anyone else thinks it is worth doing something like this but I suppose if I am meant to be here then here I am and I'll just make the most of it, thank you very much.

I suppose this also means if I'm meant to meet.. er... certain ..people? Yes, well if I am you'll know me by my turquoise hair. Or pink. Sometimes purple. Hardly red these days because I'm not as partial to it as I used to be and Weasley red doesn't suit my complexion at all, unfortunately.


Right, okay, bye then.

This fog really isn't letting up which may make it dangerous to head into the village alone. If anyone needs someone to accompany them I'd be very happy to, just let me know. If I haven't met you yet my name is Steve, contact me anytime.

GIANT EVIL SPIDERS ARE TRYING TO EAT MY FACE.