No more chicken pox. I AM IN EVERYONE'S ROOMS, TAKING YOUR THIIIIIIIIIIIINGS.
Except not really because no one has stuff here that's any fun. It was fun on the boat. It's not fun here. It's too easy.
I might have bedazzled some people's stuff and put it back. You're welcome. It's fabulous now.
I need a hobby.
Oh and I need sex. Please. You're supposed to say please when you want sex.