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wow this is like some orienteering bs. do i get a merit badge if i make it out of the woods alive

lol they should do that for real tho. merit badges for stuff. "walked home by himself" "grocery shopping" "25 years of waking up and continuing to breath every day lifetime achievement" if u earn enough u get to be a seagull scout

So I'm thinking of building a giant ballista to launch people out into the lake because I'm drunk and bored and it'd be funny to watch so if anybody wants to be the guinea pig for the Coney Stark Tony Park hit me up

Continuing my evident new hobby of theatrical criticism - I admit I have never done much in the way of cooking but there is no possible way it is as hard to crack an egg as this lady is pretending. I understand that the performance is an exaggeration to play up the appeal of this egg-cracking tool thing they've been talking about, but it undermines the entire thing, I should say, by implying that you don't need this tool unless you're this incapable of cracking an egg. Perhaps if she wasn't smashing it flat-palmed against a counter as hard as she possibly could she wouldn't have trouble with it. I don't believe giving her some sort of tool to mess around with will help. She'll likely use it wrong - put the egg in and start flailing it against a wall or something.

Well, that was a lot of words about that, so here's a moving cat picture so you have something better to look at: