'Nother 'Verse Network

Okay, so far for the "Official and Legitimate Avengers Rules" I have:

1. Hands off Tony Stark's liquor stash.

2. Women are allowed to put their hands on Tony Stark if they want to.
a. Only in a non threatning manner.
b. Unless conditions have been agreed upon earlier and a safe
word is in use.
c. The safe word is Papaya
d. Black Widow is the exception to point a.

3. All reprimanding will be taken care of by the Black Widow.
a. So make sure there is no reason for you to get a boot to the groin, boys.

4. Debriefings should not be preceded by tequila shots.

5. Don't touch Thor's hammer.

6. Always ignore Clint.

7. Squirrel Girl has to listen to Spider-man, it's a seniority thing. (??)

8. Clint will trade tattoos when drunk, utilize this as you will.

9. Spider-Man is totally an Avenger here because he was in his world too.
a. Which means he is allowed to make honorary Avenger members as needed. (Such as Paige Guthrie)


Mr. Stark? Care to continue?

Tony.

Parker and I are going to make Loki a new helmet. I need your help.

Has anyone seen any cemeteries around here? Or any place that might indicate that people have died and been buried here?

No I'm not trying to write a new Evanescence album, I think I have an idea.

You know what? I hate it here.

Not trying to start anything but I think someone's gotta say this.

Kings and Queens? None of you rule shit here. Can we just be happy we're not slaving, starving, or killing each other for this Coppercock's amusement?