June 21st, 2012

[info]thatdamnbird in [info]nothernetwork

Where did my tequila go?

[info]kitten_king in [info]nothernetwork

I am King Tommen Baratheon, First of his Name, Lord of the Five Kingdoms, and I would like to know what is going on please?

I have read the letter but I have never heard of Notherville, nor of House Copperton. (It sounds like a Lannister bannerman, but I know all of them, and there is no such.)

[info]zomgtabby in [info]nothernetwork

OH MY GOD.

DID AARON CRASH OUR EXPERIMENTAL AIRPLANE?

He totes crashed our experimental airplane.

AARON STACK U ARE A ☠☠☠☠ ROBOT AND A DOUBLE ☠☠☠☠ PILOT!!!!!!!!!

ETA: WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL ON A PHONE WITH NO CONTACTS? sum1 give me ur numbers so I can drunk dial u later. idgaf who

[info]ladylemoncakes in [info]nothernetwork

The gods have moved me again. But I am with Rapunzel and I am with Hound. If anyone reading this is a friend of the Starks, please let my family know I am alive and very safe.

[info]cannibal_king in [info]nothernetwork

I am Rickon Stark, First of his Name, Lord of Winterfell, King in the North, called Wintersbane and Wolf-Eyes and I will speak with Tobias N. Copperton immediately.

Send him to me.

I will be merciful if he comes quickly.

[info]littlebrad in [info]nothernetwork

I am more confused than usual right now

Where am I?

What is happening?

How drunk was I last night?

Have I been taken by the gods?

[info]cyph in [info]nothernetwork

...what just happened?

[info]stepawayplz in [info]nothernetwork

I would like to speak to Mr. Coppertone please. I will be waiting in my room.

[info]caroled in [info]nothernetwork

Well, I didn't think it was possible, but this is definitely weirder than being kidnapped by aliens.

[info]sparrowsally in [info]nothernetwork

Hi. I'm Sally. Sally Sparrow. Did the angels take me or is this something new?

[info]shadowskin in [info]nothernetwork

Mãe de Deus. Someone better start explaining what the fuck just happened or there'll be head on pikes out front.

[info]mal_ice in [info]nothernetwork

My very dear, sweet Parker. I love you.

Will you bring me some toast?

[info]nonemoreblack in [info]nothernetwork

Some copperknob gives me a free room and a load of shite at a private resort? Don't be fooled, this is prison.

[info]goestowar in [info]nothernetwork

This isn't going to do at all.

I'll be getting my TARDIS to work and taking everyone home in a moment. If you want to come, anyway.

[info]ex_loveordea7 in [info]nothernetwork

What the actual fuck is going on? Don't people know that people have jobs and shit to do? I mean seriously, this is majorly stupid.

I want to go back. Right fucking now.